Monthly Archives: May 2011

Rep. Weiner Sez He Did Not Show Off His Weiner

Oscar Mayer…take note. This story is NOT about hot dogs. Sorry, but I had to put that disclaimer in there because those people who make hot dogs get all bent outta shape with the mere mention of wieners and sex … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin’s Bus Tour: WHAT! Can’t She Afford A Car?

The beginning of Sarah Palin’s bus tour along the East Coast, otherwise known as the, “Yes I’m Going To Run For President, Um, Wait, No I’m Not, Um, Wait, I’m Thinking About It, Um, No, I’m Not Ready To Say, … Continue reading

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Excuse Me While I Gag Myself With A 2 by 4

Bird poop formation on a leaf. This particular formation should generate a lot of donations. Formations of tree and leaf stuff on my siding….very intricate. Ok, it’s Sunday morning.  The sun is shining, birds are chirping, squirrels running around my … Continue reading

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Jane Fonda Is 73!!!! Holy Fondafacation Batman!!

Fondafacation was a word I just made up…so don’t go looking for it in your dictionary. Geez. There was a photo of Jane Fonda, (73) recently posted on the Internet, (above) wearing a verrrrry skin-tight dress which, needless to say, … Continue reading

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What’s Next? The Death Penalty If Ya Smoke In N.Y. City

I see it comin’ down the pike folks. Death to all who smoke. Yeah, I know, if you  smoke you’re already getting the death penalty by inhaling all those chemicals.  But, that’s your choice as far as I’m concerned. However, … Continue reading

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Here We Go Again…Preacher Now Says We’re Doomed Oct. 21st.

Ya know, I’m getting a bit tired of preparing for the world to come to an end. I mean, is it going to come to and end, or isn’t it.  What the heck is the freakin’ holdup here? First Preacher … Continue reading

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How To Become A Sucessful Author……or not.

This past weekend I played the part of “gopher” at an event sponsored by the “Connecticut Association of Authors and Publishers,” (CAPA) which should not be confused with CAPO, which is a highly ranked person in the mafia. Although I … Continue reading

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