Monthly Archives: May 2011

Rep. Weiner Sez He Did Not Show Off His Weiner

Posted on May 31, 2011 by misfit120

Oscar Mayer…take note. This story is NOT about hot dogs. Sorry, but I had to put that disclaimer in there because those people who make hot dogs get all bent outta shape with the mere mention of wieners and sex … Continue reading →

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Sarah Palin’s Bus Tour: WHAT! Can’t She Afford A Car?

Posted on May 30, 2011 by misfit120

The beginning of Sarah Palin’s bus tour along the East Coast, otherwise known as the, “Yes I’m Going To Run For President, Um, Wait, No I’m Not, Um, Wait, I’m Thinking About It, Um, No, I’m Not Ready To Say, … Continue reading →

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Excuse Me While I Gag Myself With A 2 by 4

Posted on May 29, 2011 by misfit120

Bird poop formation on a leaf. This particular formation should generate a lot of donations. Formations of tree and leaf stuff on my siding….very intricate. Ok, it’s Sunday morning.  The sun is shining, birds are chirping, squirrels running around my … Continue reading →

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Jane Fonda Is 73!!!! Holy Fondafacation Batman!!

Posted on May 28, 2011 by misfit120

Fondafacation was a word I just made up…so don’t go looking for it in your dictionary. Geez. There was a photo of Jane Fonda, (73) recently posted on the Internet, (above) wearing a verrrrry skin-tight dress which, needless to say, … Continue reading →

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What’s Next? The Death Penalty If Ya Smoke In N.Y. City

Posted on May 27, 2011 by misfit120

I see it comin’ down the pike folks. Death to all who smoke. Yeah, I know, if you  smoke you’re already getting the death penalty by inhaling all those chemicals.  But, that’s your choice as far as I’m concerned. However, … Continue reading →

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Here We Go Again…Preacher Now Says We’re Doomed Oct. 21st.

Posted on May 26, 2011 by misfit120

Ya know, I’m getting a bit tired of preparing for the world to come to an end. I mean, is it going to come to and end, or isn’t it.  What the heck is the freakin’ holdup here? First Preacher … Continue reading →

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How To Become A Sucessful Author……or not.

Posted on May 25, 2011 by misfit120

This past weekend I played the part of “gopher” at an event sponsored by the “Connecticut Association of Authors and Publishers,” (CAPA) which should not be confused with CAPO, which is a highly ranked person in the mafia. Although I … Continue reading →

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New Franchise Opportunity: “Body Parts R Us”

Posted on May 24, 2011 by misfit120

By now you’ve all figured out that I don’t make a damn cent writing this blog every day.  The only reason I write this stuff each and every day is so that those of you accessing this at work will … Continue reading →

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Pssssst! Wanna Buy A Moon Rock.

Posted on May 23, 2011 by misfit120

Just the other day I was thinking to myself that I should really impress guests that come to my house with something really different.  Something I could put on one of the shelves of my entertainment center that would really … Continue reading →

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Newest “Two & A Half Idiots” Star Kutcher Meets Cast

Posted on May 22, 2011 by misfit120

What the hell are you lookin’ at you damn hockey puck First of all, if you’re reading today’s blog, that means that the world did not come to an end at 6pm yesterday. Which means that the guy on Staten … Continue reading →

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