Monthly Archives: December 2015
Days You Should Be Celebrating In January….or not…………
Yes, its time once again to get out your day planner and make a list of all the days you want to celebrate in January. But first, if you wanna go full hog, you can actually celebrate some “day” celebrations … Continue reading
Holy Cow! Literally! Guess What The Hottest Item Is On Amazon and eBay.
If you’re one of those people who like to get in on the latest hot selling items, get out your credit cards and head for Amazon or eBay. Boy have I got the tip of the century for ya. Honest! … Continue reading
Merry Christmas. WHAT! This Is What I Got You For Christmas!!!!
(Christmas 2012 I posted this blog. Thought I’d repost it on this Christmas 2015 as it is still rather timely considering some of the same characters are in the news today. Merry Christmas everyone) Christmas morning everyone opened their gifts … Continue reading
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Tagged Bill O'Reilly, Bristol Palin, Christmas Gifts, Don Ho, donald trump, Figis catalog, Geraldo Rivera, Gov. Chris Christie, Igor, John McCain, Justin Bieber, Karl Rove, Lady Ga Ga, Lindsay Lohan, Megyn Kelly, Mitt Romney, Obama, Peel 350 Automobile, Porky Pig, Richard Mourdock, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity, Steve Doocy, Table Talk pies, Todd Akin
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Twas The Night Before Christmas……….MisfitWisdom Style
Ummmmm……maybeeeeee not…….. Ok….enough frivolity, on with the “Twas” stuff………………..for 2015……. Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, just that stinkin’ mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, So I … Continue reading
Schlong? Ohhhhhh. SCHLONG!!! I Thought Trump said Sarong.
First of all, a “sarong” is this……………… Um….ok….maybe a better example………………. Ok, now that I’ve cleared that up….onward……………….. I really didn’t want to write this blog. Honest. After all, it’s just about Christmas and I wanted to just lay back … Continue reading
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Tagged campaigning, debates, donald trump, Dorothy Lamour, Hillary Clinton, peeing, pooping
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Soooooo, What Do You Give The Person Who Has Everything On Christmas?
Yep, this time of the year, if you’re into celebrating Christmas, which, as we all know, has become a hot potato as far as using the word “Christmas,” is what to give that special someone who already has everything. My … Continue reading
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Tagged Christmas Gifts, last minute shopping gifts, unusual gifts
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The Perfect Christmas Gift…..Share Your Lottery Winnings With Someone……um…ME!!!!!
As you can tell, I love to grovel. Do I have any shame? Nope. Why is that you ask. Well, I’ll tell ya. I figure if you won a gazillion dollars on any lottery YOU should be, during this … Continue reading
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Tagged animal shelters, charities, Christmas giving, lotterys
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“Dear, Can You Give Me A Permission Slip So I Can Buy Viagra?”
Let me see if I understand this correctly. A South Carolina Representative, Mia McLeod (D) has proposed introducing legislation that specifies that men who want prescriptions for erectile dysfunction drugs like Viagra or Cialis would be “forced by law to … Continue reading
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Tagged Cialia, erectile dysfunction, Kimberley A Johnson, South Carolina, Viagra
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“TIME Magazine” Thinks We’re Stoooopid……
Now if I wanted to use some or all of the seven words ya can’t say on TV, (thanks to the late George Carlin) I could easily not offend anyone by simply putting these, ****** thingys in place of a … Continue reading
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