Monthly Archives: June 2014

STOP POLICE!!!! Huh……Um Ok….But Only if You’re Really Gonna Frisk Me Honeeeeee.

How often do you watch one of those crime shows on TV and just as the cops are about to close in on the suspect, they always wait till their 50 feet or more from the perp and yell, “Stop … Continue reading

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Why Is It Snotzie Movies Are Still Big Draws?

I finally got to watch “The Monuments Men” last night and, as usual cheered for the good guys, (us) to beat the livin’ crap outta the Snotzie’s. (Nazis, bad guys) So like here it is decades later and they’re still … Continue reading

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OMG!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!!! O-M-F-G!!!!! Kathy Griffin Poses Nude!!!!

Yes! It’s true! It’s true! YES!! Yes! Almost as exciting as when Cloris Leachman admitted that Dr. Frankenstein was her…(gasp) BOYFRIEND!!! (clip below) This was the headline from the “Huffington Post.” Kathy Griffin Poses Nude For Glamorous Poolside Photo Shoot … Continue reading

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Lets See….um……Who Can I Offend Today?

In today’s hyper sensitive society it’s very easy to open ones mouth and insert ones foot. Gawd knows I’ve done that numerous times over my many years roaming the Earth aimlessly. Sometimes it’s just little innocent things that tend to … Continue reading

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When Your Brain Goes Dead, Listen To Controversial Oldies Music

It’s not often that I suffer from loss of brain matter. Which in my case, affects my ability to come up with a really good daily blog. But today is one of those days. Or, I should say, yesterday, because … Continue reading

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Lets Hear it For, “EVERYONE!!!!!” Gary Oldman.

First let me explain my headline up there. The “EVERYONE” part. If you’re a fan of Gary Oldman, the chameleon of an actor, because you can never really be sure who the hell he is in a movie until you … Continue reading

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Why Can’t I Find A Freakin’ Dinosaur Cell Phone?

Look folks……I completely understand how cell phones have evolved from giant 2 by 4’s to tiny little devicesĀ  that you can shove in your ear or up your nose and receive all sorts of information besides just phone calls. I … Continue reading

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