Monthly Archives: July 2012

“Rover” To Land On Mars. Does Mitt Romney Have Anything To Do With This?

When I first saw the news story about “Rover” landing on Mars, my first thought was that somehow Mitt Romney had made a deal with NASA to launch his dog into outer space so that he could gain some political … Continue reading

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I Want To Be A Millionaire Just So I Can Be Frugal. Yeah Right!

Don’t ya just love the word, “frugal.” Sounds like it should be some sort of tasty dessert. “Sir, would you care for dessert after your meal?” “Um, yeah, I think I’ll have the Frugal with some chocolate ice cream and … Continue reading

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How Mother Nature Sticks It To You…..The Old Bat.

Yes, once again it’s a peaceful quiet Sunday, and, as you all know by now, after I get over saying to myself, #@!&%$! because no one ever donates to this blog, and I’ve taken my morning tranquilizer, I tend to … Continue reading

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Johnny Depp as Tonto. Hi Yo Stereotype…..as some are claiming, Kemo Sabe

First this: The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking, when in walks a cowboy who yells, “Who’s white horse it that outside?” The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass, turns around and says, … Continue reading

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Porno Now At Your Local Library. At least in San Francisco.

As a line in the old song by Scott McKenzie says, “If you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to wear a flower in your hair.”  And perhaps wear a heavy overcoat and dark glasses while you’re at it. http://youtu.be/gsDAcgXXgOsContinue reading

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“Hey Baby, What’s Your Sign?” “In Your Case, It’s, “STOP” You Damn Idiot.”

Yes, the classic “pick up” line, “what’s your sign.” (mine was, “help, I’m desperate!”) Which is the topic today’s MisfitWisdom blog, “Pick Up Lines,” courtesy of “Happen Magazine,” (which won’t “happen”, meaning, you scoring, if you use any of these … Continue reading

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Writing Is A Thankless Job. Which is Why I Thanked Myself Today.

(This blog post was published on July 25, 2012. Since it’s publication I have received (  0   ) donations. Will update each day) 7/26/12 Yep….I actually patted myself on the ol back today, mostly because I had a nagging itch, but also … Continue reading

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