Monthly Archives: July 2012
“Rover” To Land On Mars. Does Mitt Romney Have Anything To Do With This?
When I first saw the news story about “Rover” landing on Mars, my first thought was that somehow Mitt Romney had made a deal with NASA to launch his dog into outer space so that he could gain some political … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged ASPCA, blonde jokes, Captain Kirk, Mars, Martians, Mass Pike, Mitt Romney, NASA, Star Trek, Tribbles
Leave a comment
I Want To Be A Millionaire Just So I Can Be Frugal. Yeah Right!
Don’t ya just love the word, “frugal.” Sounds like it should be some sort of tasty dessert. “Sir, would you care for dessert after your meal?” “Um, yeah, I think I’ll have the Frugal with some chocolate ice cream and … Continue reading
How Mother Nature Sticks It To You…..The Old Bat.
Yes, once again it’s a peaceful quiet Sunday, and, as you all know by now, after I get over saying to myself, #@!&%$! because no one ever donates to this blog, and I’ve taken my morning tranquilizer, I tend to … Continue reading
Johnny Depp as Tonto. Hi Yo Stereotype…..as some are claiming, Kemo Sabe
First this: The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking, when in walks a cowboy who yells, “Who’s white horse it that outside?” The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass, turns around and says, … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged Armie Hammer, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Atlanta Braves, Charlie McCarthy & Edger Bergen, Cleveland Indians., Clyde Tolson, Edward Scissorhands, Indians, J. Edgar, Jay Silverheels, Johnny Depp, Kemo Sabe, Pirates of the Carribbean, S. F. Padres, St Louis Cardnials, The Lone Ranger, Tonto, Willie Wonka, Winklevoss Twins
Leave a comment
Porno Now At Your Local Library. At least in San Francisco.
As a line in the old song by Scott McKenzie says, “If you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to wear a flower in your hair.” And perhaps wear a heavy overcoat and dark glasses while you’re at it. http://youtu.be/gsDAcgXXgOs … Continue reading
“Hey Baby, What’s Your Sign?” “In Your Case, It’s, “STOP” You Damn Idiot.”
Yes, the classic “pick up” line, “what’s your sign.” (mine was, “help, I’m desperate!”) Which is the topic today’s MisfitWisdom blog, “Pick Up Lines,” courtesy of “Happen Magazine,” (which won’t “happen”, meaning, you scoring, if you use any of these … Continue reading
Writing Is A Thankless Job. Which is Why I Thanked Myself Today.
(This blog post was published on July 25, 2012. Since it’s publication I have received ( 0 ) donations. Will update each day) 7/26/12 Yep….I actually patted myself on the ol back today, mostly because I had a nagging itch, but also … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged blogging, Canada Dry, CIA, FBI, Homeland Security, Italy, Lassie, Mike & Molly, Mitt Romney, Nymabi Nymabi, Oreos., Pakistan, Poland, Romania, Russian Federation, Taiwan, Turkey, Va., Wordpress
Leave a comment
HAH! Those “Direct TV” Commercials Were Right!
(Excerpt from a news story on the Internet yesterday) Hair growth pills turns man into a woman “A man who took pills to help cure his baldness has claimed they turned him into a woman. While William McKee’s hair failed … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged baldness, Cialis, Direct TV, Karate, Lola by the Kinks, Propecia, TV Commercials, Viagra
Leave a comment
AT LAST! Not A Better Mousetrap….But A Better Toilet!!! YES!!!
Finally something high-tech that I can relate to. A new high-tech toilet, and I don’t even need to download anything, except poop, to get it working. Yes folks, those really smart brainiac engineer type guys have finally come up with … Continue reading
Sunday: Reflections On This Past Weeks Nutcases
Gosh, there were so many loose cannons floating around this past week that I had to decide which ones were really nut cases and which ones were simply acorns gone astray. Soooo, lets start with my favorite off the wall … Continue reading
MisfitWisdom 