Monthly Archives: January 2010

YES! I Could Run A For Political Office* But I’d Have To Resign Shorty Thereafter

It’s come to my attention that I could actually seek a political office. Say, um, a member of the local Town Council, or Governor, State Senator, and maybe, the Presidency!  YES!  After all, I have many of the same qualifications … Continue reading

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The State That Gave Us Scott Brown Now Gives Us, “The Gazebo Police”

First of all I want to thank Boston Globe columnist Brian McGrory for writing an enlightening story out of Westport, Massachusetts.  If it were not for his in depth article about a dying man’s wish to save his beloved gazebo, I never would have … Continue reading

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Mel Gibson Is Back! ……so are his critics.

It’s been seven and a half years since Mel Gibson starred in a movie.  Now he’s back with a new movie, “The Edge Of Darkness.”  Also coming back after seven and a half years are Mel’s critics.  Most of the … Continue reading

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ET…Call Home….or just send a text message.

I knew It!  I knew it all along. We were looking for Aliens from another planet in the wrong places.  Yep.  It’s true.  We should not be looking into outer space for the arrival of little green creatures with one … Continue reading

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Visiting A Casino May Be Hazardous To Your Health

I used the word “may” in the banner above this blog because, according to a newspaper item I read, playing slot machines, or any other game at a casino, may have contributed to the untimely demise of a poor soul who … Continue reading

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Stupid Comment Of The Week Award

When I made the decision to write a daily blog, I decided that I did not want to write anything serious.  There were enough serious bloggers out there as it was.  I also did not want to get into politics because … Continue reading

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Ho Hum Monday…..Yawn.

Surprisingly, I found that today did not present any earth shattering news items or experiences that one could effectively find a lot of humor in.  When that happens, what you have to do is think back over the past week … Continue reading

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Once Upon A Time…………………

Once upon a time in a faraway land, (actually, 100 miles from my present residence, which is far to me considering the price of gas) there was an organization dedicated to the task of collecting taxes for their kingdom.  We all … Continue reading

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Must Be The Drugs I Did In The 60’s

I think we all experimented with pot in the 60’s.  I only tried it once and never did it again after smoking a joint while on the air at a major rock radio station, spiking the studio fishbowl with Jack Daniels … Continue reading

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The National Enquirer Seeks Pulitzer Prize…..There’s Hope For Me Yet!

The National Enquirer announced today that they intend to enter the paper’s work on the John Edwards scandal for a Pulitzer Prize.  Let me say that once again. The National Enquirer is going enter their paper’s work on the John Edwards scandal … Continue reading

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