Monthly Archives: January 2016

Tomorrow…Morning – Noon – Night – and Beyond………Wait For it…..Wait For It…….

YES…….”The Iowa Ejaculation” Iowa FINALLY has a climax. AND……to make this a long and lasting experience, CNN will spend the entire day, morning, noon, night and beyond covering this “50 Shades of Iowa” event. Oh Joy. And….to set the tone … Continue reading

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Up And Running……….Wait For it…….Later On Today……….

Yes, there IS life after death…..when it comes to reviving a dead computer.   Sooooo,  jusssssst in time for…..well…um…..tune in later today and find out.   Thanks MisfitWisdom

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It’s (sniff) Soooooo Sad When Your (sniff) Computer…..Dies. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

***************UPDATE*************** We are…..”I” am…er….the “computer” is up and running thanks to some creative surgery (sledgehammer and my friend Bobby’s geekness tactics……duct tape and glue) and so far I’ve had no problems other than seeing an image of Donald Trump’s face … Continue reading

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Speeding Tickets May Take A Hit. OMFG!!! What’s Next…..no more speed traps?

I just can’t imagine driving anywhere without worrying about speed traps. It’s the American way folks. It’s part of our national heritage. I’m sure the founding fathers included “speed traps” somewhere when they wrote the Constitution. “Thouist shalt not allowist … Continue reading

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A Musical MisfitWisdom Sunday……You Can Thank Me Later……..

Sometimes ya gotta just lay back and smell the roses. In my case, it’s vinyl 45’s. (sniff, sniff) Ahhh, the smell of vinyl records. Anyhow, being Sunday and thinking of my favorite saying after a day and night of snowfall … Continue reading

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So Like, What Part Of My English Do Ya Not Understand?

Yes, I tend to use a lot of (or in Italian “lotta”) slang words when I write my blog. Why you ask? Um, probably because that’s how I actually talk. Now mind you, I DID spend 30 years as a … Continue reading

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“PALIN ENDORSES TRUMP.” I Told Ya Cartoonists Would Have A Field Day.

Happeeeeee Daaaays are here again…happeeee, happeeee, happeeee, ……oh joy…….ecstasy…..jubilation……drag out the crayons……Sarah Pailin’s baaaaaaaack. So I assume was the feeling when Sarah blessed us all and returned to the limelight by endorsing Donald trump for President. Yep….there she was in … Continue reading

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What I Learnt in Skool…………..

As is the case every night, I plop my butt onto my sofa, cover myself up with an electric blanket, and a cat, (I am forbidden to touch the thermostat and move it above 65 degrees) and then proceed to … Continue reading

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Hey! If Trump Can Propose Stupid Ideas, So Can I! “MISFIT FOR PRESIDENT”

The general opinion, according to the lamebrain media, is that the only reason Donald Trump is leading in the polls is because people are fed up with politicians and Washington, D.C. AND……there are a lot of stupid people roaming the … Continue reading

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IOWA!!!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!!! IOWA???????????????

Ok, first an actual bona-fide honest to goodness cross my heart and hope to die FACT about IOWA. Hogs outnumber humans in Iowa four to one. YES! 3 million people live in Iowa and HOGS outnumber the people living there!!! … Continue reading

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