Monthly Archives: November 2012
Crusader Rabbit Is Dead!!! OMG!!!
Um….wait! Oh, sorry, “Crusader Rabbit” is still alive, but (sigh) the voice of Crusader Rabbit, Lucille Bliss, is no longer with us. I know what you’re thinking. Crusader Rabbit is a boy rabbit so how could a woman be the … Continue reading
“It’s — who the hell is Grover Norquist, anyway?” George H.W. Bush.
My exact sentiments. Except I would have said, “Who the f**k is Grover Norquist anyway and why should we give a rats ass?” Besides….”Grover!” Really! Who the hell names their kid “Grover” in this day and age? Except for Grover … Continue reading
WTF Is The Problem With This “Angus” Kid Anyhow?
The one time pissant that stars on the TV series “Two and A Half Idiots,” along with Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher, is in the news this week because all of a sudden he’s had a “revelation” of sorts. “Ah seen da … Continue reading
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Tagged ", "50 Shades of Grey, Angus T. Jones, April Bowlby, Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen, Conchetta Ferrell, Courtney Thorne Smith, Dan Quayle, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Jennifer Bini Taylor, Jenny McCarthy, JFK, Jon Cryer, Lloyd Bentsen, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey, Two and A Half Men
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Whoever Wins “Powerball” Wednesday…um…can ya send me a few bucks?
Yep….this Wednesday an earth shattering event takes place. The revelation of a new Mayan calendar that says they were only kidding about the world coming to an end on December 21st. Funny people, those Mayans. Well, personally I’m still waiting … Continue reading
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Tagged blog writing, IRS, lotteries, Mayans, Powerball Jackpot, Red Sox, Romper Room, Willie Wonka, Yankees
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OMG! I Could Be Dead After Writing Today’s Blog.
Every so often a crazy thought enters my mind….which I then write about. But usually it’s a pretty safe bet I’m not gonna get pulverized by my other half for writing about various things because she already knows I’m basically … Continue reading
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Tagged birthdays, crocheting, crossword puzzles, hawaii, knitting, M & M's, new technology, Ricky Nelson, Slot Machines, The Beatles
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Geez. Are Secret Affairs No Longer An Option?
As a writer, I always like to recognize other writers who write articles or news columns that catch my eye and make me say to myself, “Cripes, why didn’t I think of that!” Most likely because at my age a … Continue reading
Pardon The Pun, But It’s Time To “Weigh In” On Gov. Chris Christie’s Detractors.
Yes, I’m guilty of making jokes about New Joisey Governor Chris Christie’s weight. But, just like the short jokes I endured all through my life, and the old line, “Got any gum on yer Dick,” because of my first name, … Continue reading
Thanksgiving. Or: OMG!! I Can’t Believe I Ate All That!
First of all, Happy Thanksgiving from MisfitWisdom. On this day when we all gather together to give thanks for, um….for….? Oh yeah, the end of the 2012 political advertising season, “Black Friday” super sales, and Viagra, I thought I’d give … Continue reading
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Tagged Ben Franklin, Big Bird, Black Friday, Macys, Muppets, Newt Gingich, Pilgrims, Plymouth Mass., Red Sox, Shopping, Tampa Bay Rayss, Thanksgiving, Wade Boggs, Yankees
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Prostitution and Politics Go Hand In Hand In Nevada. Or…other body parts.
While the rest of us all are up in arms, and other body parts, over political sex scandals involving Generals and women, women and Generals, or two Generals and two women, or two Generals and two women who are twins…..geez…I’m … Continue reading
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Tagged Bill Clinton, bingo, brothels, General David Petraeus, Harley-Davidson, hookers, Hostess, Mustang Ranch, Nevada, Paula Broadwell, prostitution, Reno, Ron Paul, Senator Harry Reid, Twinkies
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