Tag Archives: Walt Disney

OMG!!! Cinderella Gets Cleavage!! Snow White To Protest.

It’s true. Cinderella is getting a makeover…a biggggg makeover. Like in big boobs. Or, just the fact that she has boobs. Walt Disney where are ya when we need ya? No sireee, you’d never see boobs on Cinderella if ol … Continue reading

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Scientists Claims Head Transplants Possible: Walt Disney, Ted Williams, Call Home.

If you already don’t know, I’ll fill ya in. When Walt Disney died some years ago, legend has it that his instructions were that his head be saved by freezing it, (cryonics) and stored in a box somewhere. Umn, technically that’s … Continue reading

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MisfitWisdom Remembers Annette Funicello 10/22/42 – 4/8/13

http://youtu.be/QNK5KzI48mM M-I-C….”See Ya Real Soon.” K-E-Y….”Why, because we like you.” Part of the closing segment as sung by the Mouseketeers on the Mickey Mouse Club as they say goodbye. And today on MisfitWisdom, we say goodbye to one of the most famous and lovable … Continue reading

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Ann Romney Blames Media For Mitt’s Loss. ANN! Say It Ain’t So!

At first glance I thought Ann perhaps was referring to their cat Mitt and blamed the media for not putting in lost and found ads. BUT…as it turns out, I was mistaken once again. Really got to get a new … Continue reading

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Pardon The Pun, But It’s Time To “Weigh In” On Gov. Chris Christie’s Detractors.

Yes, I’m guilty of making jokes about New Joisey Governor Chris Christie’s weight. But, just like the short jokes I endured all through my life, and the old line, “Got any gum on yer Dick,” because of my first name, … Continue reading

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Short People Discrimination. It’s Time For “The Occupy Clothing Outlets” Movement.

It’s not easy being a short person folks. Danger lurks out there every time I leave my house. The occasional encounter with a very tall dog in need of a fire hydrant. (which is why I never wear anything red … Continue reading

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Crosswords….And I’m Not Talkin’ About #!@$#!! Words

I started doing crossword puzzles a few years ago when I came across one in a doctor’s office. It was either do the crossword puzzle, or stare at other people in the waiting room, read the doctor’s office magazines, “Colonoscopy … Continue reading

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Rep. Doug Lamborn (R-Colo) Affectionately Remembers Uncle Remus

Zip-A-Dee-Do-Da, Zip-A-Dee-Ay, My oh my what a wonderful day, Zip-A-Dee-Do-Da, Zip-A-Dee-Ay, plenty of sunshine heading my way………… ….um unless you happen to be Representative Doug Lamborn, (R-Colo) who evoked memories of Uncle Remus and the “tar baby” from those Uncle … Continue reading

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Larry The Cat….The British Prime Ministers Mouser

Larry the cat has one upped Obama.  He’s the official Prime Minister’s mouser at 10 Downing Street.  Yep, he’s on the payroll but actually is not considered a member of Parliament, nor does he have to be elected to be … Continue reading

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I’m Ahead Of My Time, But, I Thnk I’m Still Late.

Did you ever have anyone tell you that you’re ahead of your time. Perhaps you’re creative, and a lot of your ideas and actions are ahead of what others might think or do. I’ve been told I’m ahead of my … Continue reading

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