Tag Archives: Muppets

Cheerios, Racism, and Is Elmo The Muppet Going Berserk?

It’s bad enough we all have to deal with all kinds of idiots in our daily lives. In fact, a lot of those dregs of the earth lurk on social media sites just waiting for an opportunity to make a … Continue reading

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Beyonce Lip Synced !!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OM…um…..(yawn)

Now let me see if I understand this. Beyoncé sang at the President’s inaugural and she may or may not have, (technically) lip synced the National Anthem. I say “technically” because even though it was pre-recorded she still “technically” sang … Continue reading

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“It’s — who the hell is Grover Norquist, anyway?” George H.W. Bush.

My exact sentiments. Except I would have said, “Who the f**k is Grover Norquist anyway and why should we give a rats ass?” Besides….”Grover!” Really! Who the hell names their kid “Grover” in this day and age? Except for Grover … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving. Or: OMG!! I Can’t Believe I Ate All That!

First of all, Happy Thanksgiving from MisfitWisdom. On this day when we all gather together to give thanks for, um….for….?   Oh yeah, the end of the 2012 political advertising season, “Black Friday” super sales, and Viagra, I thought I’d give … Continue reading

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What To Do Or Not To Do if You’re Going To Have An Affair

Well, first of all I would think that if anyone is going to have an affair it obviously should be catered. What the hell. If all these people involved in affairs suddenly show up, ya might as well feed them. … Continue reading

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Perverts Are Giving Sex and Apples A Bad Rap…..WTF!

Ya know, it’s bad enough that us guys always get a bad rap when it comes to sex. Yeah sure, we constantly think about it 23 out of the 24 hours in a day, in deference to women, who think … Continue reading

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Muppets To Stage Huge Protest…Watch Out For “Big Bird” Poop.

Breaking news. The Muppets are planning a huge “Million Muppet March” protest in Washington, D.C. on November 3rd at the National Mall. (note…the “National Mall” is where people gather and not a shopping mall, just in case some of you … Continue reading

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