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Merry Christmas. WHAT! This Is What I Got You For Christmas!!!!

(Christmas 2012 I posted this blog. Thought I’d repost it on this Christmas 2015 as it is still rather timely considering some of the same characters are in the news today. Merry Christmas everyone) Christmas morning everyone opened their gifts … Continue reading

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If You Have A Set Of Big Balls, and Your Name Is “Cotton,” …….Watch Out…..You Know How Cotton Balls Go Rotten

To set the mood…………….https://youtu.be/C4zPEmRufMU Ya know…..when I was a mere child many many eons ago, (BC) I was taught two very important lessons. 1. Don’t f**k with women logic. And 2. If you’re the new kind on the block, (not … Continue reading

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OMFG! Bigggggggggg News…….Taylor Swift Shows Us Her Belly Button!!!!!

Yes, the big news all over the Internet is that Taylor Swift finally revealed, finally, that she has a belly button. As you know, there has been wide speculation that Swift, 25, may not have actually had one. Because no … Continue reading

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I Think Senator Joni Ernst Hypnotized Me…OMG…Ahm Gonna get Castrated!!!!!

Like every other lemming glued to our television sets on Tuesday night, I too watched the President’s State of the Union speech. Only because there wasn’t anything else worth watching on TV because just about every channel that carries my … Continue reading

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Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella and You’ll Get A Mouthful Of Rain……Stupidity Reigns

Today is, “Look at me ma, I’m a complete f**king idiot” day. Now I’m on to this “Idiot Day” thing because it’s beginning to worry me that there are a lot of stupid people out there roaming around freely and … Continue reading

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Tales From the Old West…….North, South and East Too. (Congress on Vacation)

Homeeeeeeee Homeeeeeee on the range. Where the deer and the antelope plaaaaaaaaay. Where never is heard, a discouraging woid…um….word, And……HOLY CRAP!  #!%$@!# Congress is where!!!!!! In case you haven’t heard Kemo Sabe…..they’re on vacation. YES! VACATION! VACATION!  Yes……time to scurry … Continue reading

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I Really Love Sarah Palin. She Makes Me Look Freakin’ Smart.

(Palin) “He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that … Continue reading

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