Tag Archives: Big Bird

The Wonderful Flying Bird: MisfitWisdom Is Free At Last.

Alas, now that someone has finally donated to the MisfitWisdom blog after four full days of captivity at the hands of my evil split personality, I am FREE!   YES FREE!  Free to write my usual inane nonsense. One kind-hearted soul … Continue reading

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Pardon The Pun, But It’s Time To “Weigh In” On Gov. Chris Christie’s Detractors.

Yes, I’m guilty of making jokes about New Joisey Governor Chris Christie’s weight. But, just like the short jokes I endured all through my life, and the old line, “Got any gum on yer Dick,” because of my first name, … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving. Or: OMG!! I Can’t Believe I Ate All That!

First of all, Happy Thanksgiving from MisfitWisdom. On this day when we all gather together to give thanks for, um….for….?   Oh yeah, the end of the 2012 political advertising season, “Black Friday” super sales, and Viagra, I thought I’d give … Continue reading

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Muppets To Stage Huge Protest…Watch Out For “Big Bird” Poop.

Breaking news. The Muppets are planning a huge “Million Muppet March” protest in Washington, D.C. on November 3rd at the National Mall. (note…the “National Mall” is where people gather and not a shopping mall, just in case some of you … Continue reading

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Big Bird and The Entire Muppets May Get Laid Off. So Much For Job Creaton Mitt.

The theme of this years Presidential campaign is “job creation.” YES! Every single candidate is going to create jobs. Jobs up the ol kazoo. So many jobs in fact, that we’ll have too many jobs to handle ourselves and we’ll … Continue reading

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