Monthly Archives: February 2010

Cosmo Magazines 7 Ways For Women To Get Hit On

  Ok guys, let’s take a look at what Cosmopolitan Magazine says are the seven ways for women to get hit on.  I’m of course assuming that Cosmo wrote this article because apparently some women aren’t getting hit on. The … Continue reading

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Another Brave Sponsor Drops Tiger Woods……Because*…..read on

*BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO BALLS!!! Yep, sponsors absolutely have no balls whatsoever.  I’m glad the next sponsor who decided that they did not want the terrible, awful, slime ball  SUV crasher golfer who has a lot of his own balls decided to drop him.  … Continue reading

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Today’s Recipe…..Cat Stew Italian Style

Remember this guys name. “Beppe Bigazzi.”  If you’re planning a trip to Italy soon and taking your Tabby cat with you,  Do NOT…..I repeat….Do NOT let little kitty watch Italian television.  At least not the popular television show on RAI TV.  Your … Continue reading

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They’re Coming To Take Me Away….Verrrrrry Soon.

(sigh)…………..Another sign that things are getting way out of hand…….I had to give my first “Flying Fickle Finger Feather Award” to the producers at New Line Cinema.  I absolutely thought for sure that it would go to Sarah Palin but, … Continue reading

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Seniors On Drugs….and we’re not talkin’ prescription!

I knew in advance what I was going to write about today, the problem was that I just didn’t know how to start this blog.  It’s a humorist’s writers dream.  The creative spark was the Associated Press column by reporter Matt Sedensky entitled, … Continue reading

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Repent Sinner, The World Is Coming To An End* ….or, screw the repent stuff, go out and have a good time.

I’m a sucker for conspiracy theories.  I wasn’t always that way until the JFK Assassination in 1963.  The I went off the deep end and conspiracies started piling up in my mind on just about everything that didn’t seem quite right.  … Continue reading

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The Top Ten Things We Need In A Car

We’ve all been following the news about Toyota’s problems recently. I felt compassion for the company because it appears they are really trying hard to solve the problems with their cars. Also, maybe, because I don’t own a Toyota. Who I … Continue reading

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