Monthly Archives: February 2010

Cosmo Magazines 7 Ways For Women To Get Hit On

  Ok guys, let’s take a look at what Cosmopolitan Magazine says are the seven ways for women to get hit on.  I’m of course assuming that Cosmo wrote this article because apparently some women aren’t getting hit on. The … Continue reading

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Another Brave Sponsor Drops Tiger Woods……Because*…..read on

*BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO BALLS!!! Yep, sponsors absolutely have no balls whatsoever.  I’m glad the next sponsor who decided that they did not want the terrible, awful, slime ball  SUV crasher golfer who has a lot of his own balls decided to drop him.  … Continue reading

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Today’s Recipe…..Cat Stew Italian Style

Remember this guys name. “Beppe Bigazzi.”  If you’re planning a trip to Italy soon and taking your Tabby cat with you,  Do NOT…..I repeat….Do NOT let little kitty watch Italian television.  At least not the popular television show on RAI TV.  Your … Continue reading

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They’re Coming To Take Me Away….Verrrrrry Soon.

(sigh)…………..Another sign that things are getting way out of hand…….I had to give my first “Flying Fickle Finger Feather Award” to the producers at New Line Cinema.  I absolutely thought for sure that it would go to Sarah Palin but, … Continue reading

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Seniors On Drugs….and we’re not talkin’ prescription!

I knew in advance what I was going to write about today, the problem was that I just didn’t know how to start this blog.  It’s a humorist’s writers dream.  The creative spark was the Associated Press column by reporter Matt Sedensky entitled, … Continue reading

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Repent Sinner, The World Is Coming To An End* ….or, screw the repent stuff, go out and have a good time.

I’m a sucker for conspiracy theories.  I wasn’t always that way until the JFK Assassination in 1963.  The I went off the deep end and conspiracies started piling up in my mind on just about everything that didn’t seem quite right.  … Continue reading

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The Top Ten Things We Need In A Car

We’ve all been following the news about Toyota’s problems recently. I felt compassion for the company because it appears they are really trying hard to solve the problems with their cars. Also, maybe, because I don’t own a Toyota. Who I … Continue reading

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Ho Hum…A Quiet Sunday…..Almost!

  The key to writing humor is to look beyond whatever it is you’re writing about from an entirely different perspective.  Kinda like looking at what came first, the chicken or the egg.  You can have two very different opinions on … Continue reading

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My List For Candidates For The Next Presidential Election

Okay, I get it.  Keep your name in the spotlight for the next year and a half, (Sarah Palin) and perhaps by the time the next Presidential election rolls around, you’ll have people convinced that you’re Presidential material.  I get … Continue reading

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Congress To Consider Legislation Banning Foul Language….Say’s It Upsets Too Many F*****G People.

News Flash!  Because there have been too many instances of celebrities and normal every day people using the “F” word along with “ing” attached it, Congress may be considering banning the use of any foul language.  This all stems from the … Continue reading

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