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Prostitution and Politics Go Hand In Hand In Nevada. Or…other body parts.

While the rest of us all are up in arms, and other body parts, over political sex scandals involving Generals and women, women and Generals, or two Generals and two women, or  two Generals and two women who are twins…..geez…I’m … Continue reading

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Twinkies May Become Mexican!!!! Dios Mio!!!!!!!

“Donde esta el bano!!!!!!!” Um….either that means in Mexican that I’m totally blown away that “Twinkies” may be sold to a Mexican company, or, it means “where is the bathroom.” I’m not quite sure. I was never good at speaking … Continue reading

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OMG! Hostess Is Going Bankrupt!!! Please….say it ain’t so!!!

“MY” world is coming to an end. Screw those Mayan predictions that the rest of the world is coming to an end on December 21st. It’s already ending for me! Hostess is going out of business. OMG!!! Yes…it’s true. “Hostess Brands Inc.” … Continue reading

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“Let Them Eat Cake*”…..Mitt Romney. More Like Twinkies.

When French bakers ran out of bread, they were obliged to sell brioche to the needy at the same price as bread. So that when Marie Antoinette was allegedly told that the peasants had no bread, she merely indicated that … Continue reading

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According To Yahoo’s “Shine” My House Is Making Me Fat

As if I didn’t have enough to worry about, now I have to worry about my house making me fat according to an article from Yahoo’s “Shine.” I’m tellin’ ya, it isn’t easy reading stuff on the Internet these days. … Continue reading

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OMG!!! Twinkies! Ho Ho’s! Ding Dongs! Bankrupt!!!

I can’t take it anymore. Just when you think it’s safe to run to your local store and buy a damn Twinkie to settle your nerves, Hostess announces that it’s filing for bankruptcy protection. What the hell is this world … Continue reading

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Prediction: Poor and Rich. No Middle Class

It’s come to my attention that too much is coming to my attention. I’ve absolutely got to start paying less attention to things that do not require much attention, but the problem there is that I feel everything requires my … Continue reading

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