Monthly Archives: March 2014

Alaska Needs Our Help…….To Secede From the U.S.

Hey! I’m always ready to chip in and help Alaskans. Especially if they wanna secede from the United States. Hell, they’re not even attached to us in the first place, and as far as I’m concerned they should be their … Continue reading

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Going Topless: And I’m NOT Talking About Driving A Convertible.

Most likely 95 % of you have never heard of actress, director and activist Lina Esco. It’s my pleasure today to make at least 2% of you, (my blog readers) aware of just who she is. As a public service … Continue reading

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Noah! Ya Forgot the Unicorns!!! WHAT! OMG!!! Oops….sorry God.

Well  actually you have to cut some slack to Noah when it came to making sure that he had every animal on board the ark. I mean, it’s not like he had a lot of time to make a list … Continue reading

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A Look At Some Of Misfit’s Favorite Odd Music….Being A Bit Odd Myself

Occasionally when there’s really nothing earth shattering in the news, I like to vacuum out my brain and see what weird stuff I’ve accumulated in there. Perhaps something worth writing about. Now here’s how it went after emptying the brain … Continue reading

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How Smart is It To Own and Drive A “Smart Car?”

I have no objections to cars being smarter than I am. The less thinking I have to do, the better. I always said the reason I flunked most of my classes in High School was because I knew at some … Continue reading

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Heaven On Earth? OMG! Another Singing Nun!

Some of you may recall a nun who belted out a song back in the 60’s called, “Dominique,” which actually made the charts ranking at number 1. Her name was Sister Luc-Gabrielle, (Jeanine Deckers) from a convent in Belgium. (video … Continue reading

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Sex and Music: Subtitled: “Ohhhh, turn it up baybeeeee…..”

  I was all set to do a blog about my theory on that missing Malaysian airliner, which was that CNN abducted it so that they could do continual news reporting, 24/7/365, on a missing plane for the next decade, … Continue reading

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HEY! Keep Yer Damn #!&%$#!! Horse Outta My Alley!!!

Nothing pisses anyone off more than inconsiderate people who insist on parking their horses in your alley. If you actually had an alley of course. Which was the case for John Hollensbury back in 1830 in Alexandria, Virginia. Where, I’m … Continue reading

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WHAT! A Really Cute Looking Spider!!!!!!!!

Awwwwwww. Isn’t this spider simply adorable…………. Hmmmm. My first thought when I saw this spider on the Internet was that it strangely resembles old-time cowboy Gabby Hayes. (photo below) Now I personally do not like spiders. Well, actually I don’t … Continue reading

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Who Nose Dese Dings About Noses That Are Weird?

My headline above sounds like I have a cold. But actually I do not. But I was simply playing with the word “knows” and changed it to “nose” as today’s blog is about noses. The one under your eyeballs. I … Continue reading

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