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Alaska Needs Our Help…….To Secede From the U.S.

Hey! I’m always ready to chip in and help Alaskans. Especially if they wanna secede from the United States. Hell, they’re not even attached to us in the first place, and as far as I’m concerned they should be their … Continue reading

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Why Secede When You Can Go To A Parallel Universe

I’m scared. Reallllllly¬†scared. And I don’t scare easily. I can actually watch movies about zombies, werewolves, flesh-eating¬†microbes, and the true story of how Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband’s woody and not flinch an inch. Um, well, maybe on that … Continue reading

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