Monthly Archives: February 2016
Days You Should Be Celebrating In March………Leprechauns Included
Here we are once again honoring the many events during the month of March. Foreskin….um….soreeeeee, I meant, “foremost” St. Patrick’s Day and the Irish. Yep, we celebrate, (we, meaning EVERYBODY!!!!!) St. Patrick’s Day on March 17th. In honor, of course, … Continue reading
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Tagged Easter, Jimmy Soul, March celebrations, St. Patrick's Day, Tim Allen, UFO's
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Eunuch? Hmmmm. What’s A Eunuch?
Being the inquisitive person that I am, and sometimes stoopid, I fleetingly recall what a “eunuch” is, but still had to go to the World Wide Web, where ya can find out almost anything, except exactly how Linda Lovelace did … Continue reading
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Tagged balls, Campaign 2016, castration, eunuchs, Frankie Valli, karoke, Ted Cruz, The Four Seasons
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Our Next Serious Threat To Society…….Those Pesky Girl Scouts
As if we don’t have enough to worry about what with ISIS, Syria, North Korea’s Kim Jun Ding Dong, Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, now we gotta keep a close eye on those off the wall Girl Scouts. OMFG!!! When … Continue reading
Who Said Ya Had To Be Normal To Be President of The Yew United States
The cast of characters running for the highest office in the lant, (as Lawrence Welk would say) resembles attending a Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus but with less clowns. I wondered if throughout history there may have been some … Continue reading
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Tagged Andrew jackson, Crazy Eyes For You-Bobby Hamilton, donald trump, Franklin Pierce, God, Harry Truman, James A. Garfield, James Madison, Jimmy Carter, John Tyler, LBJ, Pope Francis, President Obama, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, Steven Tyler, William Taft, Zachary Taylor
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Hey! A New Month. February. Sooooo Many Special Days….Sooooo Little Time.
Damn! Suffering from “Trumpititus” this month I forgot to highlight important days in February (sigh) Soooooooo, to redeem myself, here’s last years blog. HEY! Cut me some slack here for cripes sake…..how much can change in one year. Yep, … Continue reading
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Tagged February Celebrations, mailmen, Presidents Day, Tooth fairy, valentines day, weathermen
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What If George Washington, Ben Franklin and Others Debated?
To be Frank, um….soreeee, to be Misfit, I never watch any of these political debates on TV. I hate it when people argue about politics. Why? Because ya can’t believe any of these asswipes for one, and if you do, … Continue reading
Playboy Magazine Just F**KED Themselves…….AND….No Nudity Was Involved Either.
(*****A “I Told Ya So” UPDATE) The Playboy empire is for sale. Chief Executive Scott Flanders said the move was coming following wider expressions of interest in the company that had been made following the decision to put the Playboy … Continue reading
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Tagged centerfolds, Esquire Magazine, Marilyn Monroe, Maxim Magazine, nudity, Playboy Magazine
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Deer Dr….oops….soreeee….Dear Dr. Dick………….(aka Misfit)
On occasion many people inquire as to why I write this nonsense. I myself have asked that question to myself many times as well. At first I thought it was out of boredom. You know how it goes if you’re … Continue reading
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Tagged Ben Stiller, blogs, Carol Burnett, comedians, depression, humor, writing
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Today: Off The Wall Valentines Day Greetings….for those you don’t love.
(Happy Valentine’s Day….reprised from MisfitWisdom’s 2012 Valentine’s Day) Love is in the air today….or was that a garbage truck that just went by? Remember when you were a mere child in grade school and lusted over that little blonde … Continue reading
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Tagged Hallmark, love, Revenge, Valentine's Day Cards, valentines day
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Titanic II Set To Sail Soon. Psssssst. Icebergs are lurking jussssst waiting.
Ok, I completely understand the fascination with the Titanic. Especially since Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in the movie “Titanic” showed all of us just how much fun it was to be on a sinking ship. Yep, I myself, after … Continue reading
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Tagged Blue Star Line, Clive Palmer, Honey Boo Boo, icebergs, Justin Bieber, Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCapprio, ships, Titanic
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