Monthly Archives: August 2012

My Talking Chair Told Me To Write A 2nd Blog Today………PUNK!

“So, ya think I should write a second blog about Clint Eastwood?” “………………………………………………….!” “Hmmmmmmm. Very good thinking Mr. Chair. I know he wowed the crowd at the GOP Convention last night talking to one of your relatives, a rather hard … Continue reading

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WTF! Now Whale Barf Is Worth Money!!

Like I always say. You can’t make this stuff up. Ya see this photo of this innocent looking 8-year-old kid below. Cute isn’t he. He’s also gonna get around $63,000 dollars for what appears to be a really neat rock … Continue reading

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Mystery Surrounds “The Farmers Almanac.” NOT….”The OLD Farmers Almanac.”

Now you would think that being the sweet old people farmers are, just toiling away in the fields and not getting into any controversial stuff, that we’d all have nothing to concern ourselves with….when it comes to farmers. I mean, … Continue reading

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“Psycho” Returns. Great. Just when I was getting over my shower phobia.

Years I tell ya. Years. That’s how long it took me to get that image of Janet Leigh being stabbed in the shower by Norman Bates in the movie “Psycho”  out of my head. Now, after I’ve finally gotten over … Continue reading

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The Nine States Deciding The Election Is Now Down To 7. WTF Happened To The Other Two?

Shocked I tell ya. Shocked. That was my reaction to discovering that instead of those original nine states I reported in my 8/8/12 blog that would decide the presidential election, two do not count anymore. Actually I said WTF! It … Continue reading

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Is It True? Is The U. N. Going To Invade Texas? Quick…Restock The Alamo!

Where’s Davy Crockett, Jim Bowie and John Wayne when ya need them? Somebody, anybody, alert the troops. Call to arms! Call to arms! Or legs, or any other body parts we can assemble. We’ll stop those U. N. varmints in … Continue reading

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It’s Tough Being A Butler These Days. Holy Batman! Sez Alfred.

There’s startling news on the butler front today folks. BUT….before I serve up the butler problem, I just wanted to touch on one political point. That being….WTF! I just couldn’t write today’s blog without commenting on a quote Mitso Romney … Continue reading

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