Monthly Archives: July 2014

Do You Remember These?

Every so often I need to take a “stupidity break,” which is taking a break from stupid stuff in order to regain my sanity. Such as yesterday when I wrote about “The Sarah Palin Channel” and, as Steven Colbert so … Continue reading

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The “Sarah Palin Channel!” OMG!!! OMG!!! Um, are there any cartoons?

Yes it’s true! Sarah Palin is launching her very own TV channel. SAVED AT LAST!!! SAVED AT LAST I TELL YA!!!! THANK GAWD….SAVED AT LAST!!!! Um, wait….what is it we’re being saved from? (checking Palin’s press release) Sarah Palin Politician … Continue reading

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The New “Wonder Woman” Makes Me Wonder……………and more…….

Ok, so it’s time for “Wonder Woman” to finally get a new outfit. After all, Superman went out and bought himself a new outfit didn’t he. Soooo, in case you happened to be under the influence of Kryptonite and missed … Continue reading

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Why Wait? I Am (for what it’s worth) Declaring “The Boston Red Sox” the “Dead Sox.”

First of all, before anyone, including those pesky Internet Trolls jump in, I’m going to state my opinion of what I think about the Boston Red Sox. Which, in the scope of things, means squat. But, ask me if I … Continue reading

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“Designer Vagina’s?” I Was Kinda Curious…………….Sooooooooooooo.

Look, DO NOT shoot the messenger, which I would be. I’m only reporting to you on a story that “The Daily Beast” reported on. So, if ya wanna shoot anyone for writing a story about “Designer Vaginas,” which kinda sounds … Continue reading

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Dogs Finally Gain Some Respectability In Spain

You all remember that old Rodney Dangerfield line, “I don’t get any respect.” Well, for dogs in Madrid, Spain, they’re finally getting respect. No more having to poop in places that make people go, yuk. Which has always been a … Continue reading

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Instructions On How NOT To Rob A Bank

  I’m smart enough to know that if my other half asks me that tricky question that all women ask men, which is, “Does this dress make me look fat,” I’m either gonna lie my ass off or, when she’s … Continue reading

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