Tag Archives: Cracker Jacks

Cracker Jacked Off…………And It Ain’t Gonna Feel Good

Yes folks,  jacking off , in this instance, means we are about to get “jacked off” by the makers of Cracker Jacks. And it ain’t gonna feel good. Why you ask? Well I’ll tell ya. No more stinkin’ free toys … Continue reading

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Do You Remember These?

Every so often I need to take a “stupidity break,” which is taking a break from stupid stuff in order to regain my sanity. Such as yesterday when I wrote about “The Sarah Palin Channel” and, as Steven Colbert so … Continue reading

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Hmmmmm. Better Sex Tips Under The “Home & Garden Catagory.”

So here I was surfing the Internet when I came across yet another story about the book, “50 shades of Grey.”  Being grey myself, and knowing full well that this book is about sex and not dying your hair when … Continue reading

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Titanic To Sail Again. Any Bets If It Will Make It This Time?

I’m usually not a very superstitious person. I mean I DO take certain precautions like avoiding black cats, and not walking under a ladder or EVER answering the question, “does this dress make me look fat?”  Hey, why tempt fate. … Continue reading

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Spelling Deficient Individuals….Your Time Has Come…A Pulitzer Prize.

Now I don’t claim to be an excellent writer. In fact, I fall into that same category, “spelling deficient.” Which is why I tend to use a lot of slang when writing these blogs. Besides that’s the way that I … Continue reading

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