The “Sarah Palin Channel!” OMG!!! OMG!!! Um, are there any cartoons?

Available in HDTV-3-D if ya really wanna be scared outta you ghord

Available in HDTV-3-D if ya really wanna be scared outta your gourd

Yes it’s true! Sarah Palin is launching her very own TV channel.


Um, wait….what is it we’re being saved from?

(checking Palin’s press release)

Sarah Palin


“Tired of media filters? Well, so am I. So, let’s go rogue together and launch our own member-supported channel! This will be OUR channel, for you and for me, and we’ll all get to call it like it is. Please enjoy this video about this new venture and visit:

“I hope you’ll check out this new online community and help us build it. ‪#‎sarahpalinchannel‬

– Sarah Palin

SEEEEEE, I even included her link to her “palinchannel” site. Because I want all of you Palin supporters to go there and join her in launching this new venture.



Hi, I’m Sarah Palin. Today we’re interviewing an Alaskan dog who’s going to tell us why he switched from being a Democrat to a Republican

Go there because I’m running outta Palin stuff to write about and if you go there and help her launch her new TV channel hopefully a trove of new “Palinisms” will come flowing outta Alaska. And maybe I can even get one of those “media filters” she’s talkin’ about.

Wonder if  it’ll cost as much as that Brita water filter I bought last year?

And what’s she gonna call her new TV channel?

Hmmmm. Obviously her initials, “SPC.” for the “Sarah Palin Channel.” My guess anyhow.

And, considering she’s intent on, as she put it, “Tired of media filters?” how about THIS logo for her new TV channel:


Hey! Beats that damn dull CNN logo

Yep, filtering the garbage that comes outta lyin’ stinkin’ news organizations such as FOX, CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, when NOW, yes NOW we can get the news straight from the horse’s…um….sorry, I meant, straight from the moose’s mouth from the Sarah Palin Channel.

Soooo, who’s masterminding this new channel, which by the way will only cost you a mere $9.95 a month. Such a deal.

Well, it’s none other than a former CNN executive, Jonathan Klein and another former NBC executive Jeff Gaspin. Yep, two guys from the very same networks Sarah said were “the lame-stream media.” And here’s Klein’s comment about Sarah’s new venture:

“What we’re excited about is giving voice to someone who’s got passion and something to say and has a rabid audience that wants to hear it.”

To borrow a well-worn phrase but altered a bit for Sarah to use as her motto when it comes to reporting the news: “Fair and unbalanced”. And of course, “rabid.”


Actual photo of a rabid audience member



I’m writing a blog about Sarah Palin again. Son-of-a-bitch!!!!!!!

I got sucked into once again falling for that old Sarah Palin ploy. Which is to get your name in the news so that you can get others, such as myself, to put your name in the news so that your name is in the news because your name hasn’t been in the news for a while.


Is she freakin’ smart or what!

Which, when ya think about it, makes ME look stupid for falling for her attention tactic.duh1

Oh sure Sarah. Announce that you’re going to have your own TV channel with all the bells and whistles like a countdown clock which shows how many days are left until Obama leaves office, and a national debt clicker, and cameras all through your house so we can all see what you’re doing and suck me into um………..


Cameras all through your house?

Ya mean like in Sarah’s bedroom and bathroom?

Hmmmm. Maybe to catch those unexpected moments like getting into her SUV or something.

Now THAT might be worth watching.


Sarah!!! Screw looking for your car keys. For cripes sake we’re on TV!!

Cripes, I’m not a big fan of Sarah Palin but I’d sure as hell be, as she would put it, “watchin,” if she were parading around naked in her bedroom and it only cost me $9.95 a month to get my jollies.

Damn….that’s less than it would cost me for the Playboy Channel.

And you’d really get your money’s worth considering those nights in Alaska are realllly long if ya catch my drift here.

“Oh Todd honeeeee. What say you and I turn in early and boh-de-oh-doe for the cameras. I promised our TV audience we weren’t gonna be like those damn mainstream TV outlets ya know.”

“Sarah baybee, this is the time of the year when our nights last 6 months. How the hell are we gonna entertain our audience in bed for 6 months!!!!”

“Oh honeeeee. No problem. We have guests in our bedroom between our hot steamy sessions and I can interview them.”

“Interview them? In your sexy lingerie? Ya think that’ll work?”

“Hey……works for Hugh Hefner in his bathrobe doesn’t it.”


Eat your heart out Hef

So, the Sarah Palin Channel is already up and running and for those of you wishing to subscribe, just get your checkbooks out and mail that check off to Sarah and then you’ll be able to enjoy more of whatever it is Sarah will be doing when she’s not running off to the bank to deposit your checks and making big bucks from……..

The lame stream public who’ll subscribe to her channel because she knows that there are a lot of lame brained people out there who will send her big bucks to hear whatever lame brain stuff she has to say.


Just sayin.’

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