Monthly Archives: March 2013

Once Again The Easter Chicken Get A Raw (egg) Deal

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, “CHICKENS ARE GETTING SCREWED!” (NOTE: I am NOT referring to when chickens get it on with roosters) I’m referring to every time this year, Easter, when chickens do not get the … Continue reading

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TV Suck on The Weekend? A MW Movie Review To Unsuck Your Weekend.

If you’re anything like me, bored outta your tree on the weekends because regular TV sucks and you can’t afford, or simply refuse to pay for either “on demand” or those premium channels because you’re not going to let those … Continue reading

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Why Is The Govt. Spending $880,000 Watching Snails Have Sex?

I’m assuming that the government is spending that $880,000 to study why snails are having sex because no snail is gonna bring charges against them if they get caught watching snails have sex. Unless snails are smart enough to press charges. First of … Continue reading

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Woman To Be New Head Of Secret Service. WHAT! Woman…Secret! OMG!!!!

As far as I’m concerned the words “secret” and “woman” should not be used in the same sentence. Especially if you’re saying something to a woman like, “Can ya keep a secret?” The only secret a woman can keep is … Continue reading

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New Yorkers Fighting To Keep Their Pigs…..um, the four legged kind.

Not that they don’t have a problem keeping the two-legged kind, (pigs) as well, but I guess New Yorker’s are more worried about the four-legged kind more than the two-legged kind. Besides, if you have a two-legged pig, male or female, of the human type, you actually … Continue reading

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The Assassination of “Ham Rove” by Stephen Colbert

Karl Rove, for which the famous song, “Rove Rove Rove Your Boat” was created, “hammed” it up in an interview with Kaye Foley, (no relation to Red Foley) on ABC’s Otus. One of the subjects was “Comedy Central’s” Stephen Colbert’s depiction … Continue reading

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What is a “Reince Priebus.” Hint: It’s Not A Sports Car.

A Reince Priebus is a person. Most notably the chairman of the Republican Party. Whose parents obviously hated him otherwise they wouldn’t have given him the name of “Reince” to go along with “Priebus.” Sounds like a foreign sports car you’d buy … Continue reading

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If I Only Had A Brain. At Least One That Could Spell…..

Look folks. I’m not the best word smith in the world. Yes, I write this blog on a daily basis and do editing several times using spell check and even then I sometimes either misspell a word or two because … Continue reading

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Somehow I Just Don’t Get It. N.Y. Mayor Bloombergs Crusades

Crusades are great, if you’re a Viking and like to loot and pillage. Nothing like a great night of looting and pillaging a village and having your way with a few female villagers to make your night. That’s part of … Continue reading

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Harry Reems. Every Man’s Idol Passes On.

Yes folks. It’s a sad day for mankind. Because all men wanted to “kind” of be a “man” with the “kind” of luck THAT “man” had. Which was to star in a porno movie with Linda Lovelace in the movie … Continue reading

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