Monthly Archives: January 2015
Sarah Palin Masters The Art of WTF In A Iowa Speech. (translation required)
OK….here it is….my very first bona fide honest to goodness critique of a political speech which, in my own shallow mind, officially opens up the 2016 “WHO SAID WHAT ABOUT WHO AND WTF DOES THIS ALL MEAN,” in the scope … Continue reading
OMFG! Bigggggggggg News…….Taylor Swift Shows Us Her Belly Button!!!!!
Yes, the big news all over the Internet is that Taylor Swift finally revealed, finally, that she has a belly button. As you know, there has been wide speculation that Swift, 25, may not have actually had one. Because no … Continue reading
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Tagged belly buttons, Maui, Obama, R.I., Raymour & Flanigan, Taylor Swift, Watch Hill
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Powerball In Trouble. Lack Of Sales. WAIT!!!!!!! I Have A Solution Powerball Executives.
I was thinking the other day, which is very dangerous for me with only a half a functioning brain, (I’m old) about the latest concern those people who run the “Powerball” game have. Which is, “OMFG we’re not getting as … Continue reading
Dumb & Dumber…CBS News. AND…The Great Football Fiasco Inflation.
I think I’m losing it folks. It’s always been my thinking that if ya wanna keep something a secret you DO NOT tell anyone about your secret. This includes women, who, as we men all know, cannot keep secrets, Oh … Continue reading
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Tagged CBS News, Colts, Cuba, football, New England Patriots, New York Police dept., Scott Pelley
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I Think Senator Joni Ernst Hypnotized Me…OMG…Ahm Gonna get Castrated!!!!!
Like every other lemming glued to our television sets on Tuesday night, I too watched the President’s State of the Union speech. Only because there wasn’t anything else worth watching on TV because just about every channel that carries my … Continue reading
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Tagged castration, hogs, Joni Ernst, Joseph Fiennes, Kat Dennings, Obama, pigs, State of the Union Address, television, Two broke Girls
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OMFG! The Bats**t Loonies Were Out Last Week….and they’re running our government!
Ya know, I’ve always said to myself, “Self, you should get involved in politics.” To which self replied, “Forget it you damn idiot, you’d make a complete ass outta yourself.” Sooooooo, I took myself’s advice and stayed out of politics, … Continue reading
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Tagged castration, Criminals Minds, Encyclopedia Britannica, hogs, Loony Toons, politicians, Sarah Palin, Sen. Joni Ernst, Sen. Tom O'Mara
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Sooooooooooooo……………….WTF Does “FREE” Mean?
It’s come to my attention that too much is coming to my attention. Normal people don’t worry about stupid stuff like I do. Which is why I’m paying too much attention to that word “free.” Never really bothered me before … Continue reading
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Tagged Abraham, blogging, Dion, Martin and John, Martin Luther King, search engines, web surfing, Wikipedia
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I Love Cats….But….Achooooooooooo!!!!!
Winter is a very stressful time for me. At least when it comes to having allergies. Specifically, cat allergies. And we have three of those critters. Cassie the calico, (nicknamed “Barfy” for the number of times she barfs, usually at … Continue reading
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Tagged allergies, cats, dander, feline allergies, fur, hairballs, sneezing
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