Monthly Archives: January 2015

The Inquisition: Sex Lies and Videotape. Um….ok…..sex, lies, poison and murder. (no video)

OK……if I’m going to hell, which most likely is a possibility considering I haven’t been to church in eons, and, writing this stupid blog is surely a one way ticket there, I figure, screw it, I might as well guarantee … Continue reading

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Bartending, Drunks, Taxis, Hookers and Blogs. Not necessarily in that order.

Writing this blog and having a lot of people from all over the world follow it is one of the joys of writing this nonsense. And, I as well follow other bloggers just to see what the hell they’re writing. … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin Masters The Art of WTF In A Iowa Speech. (translation required)

OK….here it is….my very first bona fide honest to goodness critique of a political speech which, in my own shallow mind, officially opens up the 2016 “WHO SAID WHAT ABOUT WHO AND WTF DOES THIS ALL MEAN,” in the scope … Continue reading

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OMFG! Bigggggggggg News…….Taylor Swift Shows Us Her Belly Button!!!!!

Yes, the big news all over the Internet is that Taylor Swift finally revealed, finally, that she has a belly button. As you know, there has been wide speculation that Swift, 25, may not have actually had one. Because no … Continue reading

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Powerball In Trouble. Lack Of Sales. WAIT!!!!!!! I Have A Solution Powerball Executives.

I was thinking the other day, which is very dangerous for me with only a half a functioning brain, (I’m old) about the latest concern those people who run the “Powerball” game have. Which is, “OMFG we’re not getting as … Continue reading

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Dumb & Dumber…CBS News. AND…The Great Football Fiasco Inflation.

I think I’m losing it folks. It’s always been my thinking that if ya wanna keep something a secret you DO NOT tell anyone about your secret. This includes women, who, as we men all know, cannot keep secrets, Oh … Continue reading

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I Think Senator Joni Ernst Hypnotized Me…OMG…Ahm Gonna get Castrated!!!!!

Like every other lemming glued to our television sets on Tuesday night, I too watched the President’s State of the Union speech. Only because there wasn’t anything else worth watching on TV because just about every channel that carries my … Continue reading

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