Monthly Archives: March 2011

Summer Vacations: DO NOT Visit These Places.

Posted on March 31, 2011 by misfit120

I never realized how much trouble I could get into visiting various vacation destinations until I came across a list of state laws that could get my butt thrown in the slammer.  I may have already broken a few of … Continue reading →

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Why You’re Forced To Buy STUFF!

Posted on March 30, 2011 by misfit120

Stuff!  You know, all that “stuff” you have in your home that you absolutely needed because you couldn’t live without, and also because if you didn’t buy new “stuff” to replace all of your old “stuff” you’d be out of … Continue reading →

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Would You Believe That Moammar G,K,Q, Or Whatever, Has Had Plastic Surgery!

Posted on March 29, 2011 by misfit120

You gotta be kidding. Moammar, whatever his last name starts with has actually had plastic surgery as evidenced in these before and after photographs I’ve posted. It’s true! According to a Brazilian plastic surgeon, fat from Moammar’s stomach was used … Continue reading →

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Prediction: Poor and Rich. No Middle Class

Posted on March 28, 2011 by misfit120

It’s come to my attention that too much is coming to my attention. I’ve absolutely got to start paying less attention to things that do not require much attention, but the problem there is that I feel everything requires my … Continue reading →

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McDonaldsclownaphobia

Posted on March 27, 2011 by misfit120

McDonalds is suffering from a severe case of clownaphobia. Fear of clowns if you’re not quite knowledgeable on various types of phobias. Ronald McDonald, in case you haven’t noticed, is slowly being phased out in much of the fast food … Continue reading →

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Anybody Know Where The Key to The White House Is?

Posted on March 26, 2011 by misfit120

You know, those radicals that absolutely hate President Obama are going a bit too far when they lock him out of the White House. Yep, the Pres returned from his  trip to Latin America, and, like the rest of us, … Continue reading →

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Sting Artist James O’Keefe…What’s In HIS Wallet?

Posted on March 25, 2011 by misfit120

Apparently NOTHING! Seems like he’s over extended his limit on his charge cards and now is begging for help to clear up his credit card debt. (sniff) Geez I feel so sorry for the poor slob. Here he was out … Continue reading →

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What The Heck Were They Thinking When They Named These Towns?

Posted on March 24, 2011 by misfit120

I’ve lived in a lot of towns in my life, some of which I often wondered how they came to be named. But, it was just a fleeting thought until I happened to come across a sign for a lake … Continue reading →

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Why Seniors Should Be In Jail

Posted on March 23, 2011 by misfit120

A friend of mine recently sent me a list of reasons why seniors should be in  jail and criminals be in nursing homes.  I thought it worthwhile to write a blog about this considering I am a senior and just … Continue reading →

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Palin Boosting Her Foreign Policy Knowledge….or “DUH.”

Posted on March 22, 2011 by misfit120

Former Vice Presidential candidate Sara “mama grizzly” Palin is visiting some countries in an attempt to possibly boost her knowledge of foreign policy as well as seeing if she can see Alaska from Russia. “Todd!  Todd!…..grab your binoculars, I’m standing … Continue reading →

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