Tag Archives: NPR

New Years Eve….Ho Hum.

Yep. The one night of the year for party animals. Not being a party animal, New Years Eve doesn’t do anything for me other than signify another year of grovelling for donations on this blog and  never receiving any. Which … Continue reading

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Muppets To Stage Huge Protest…Watch Out For “Big Bird” Poop.

Breaking news. The Muppets are planning a huge “Million Muppet March” protest in Washington, D.C. on November 3rd at the National Mall. (note…the “National Mall” is where people gather and not a shopping mall, just in case some of you … Continue reading

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Big Bird and The Entire Muppets May Get Laid Off. So Much For Job Creaton Mitt.

The theme of this years Presidential campaign is “job creation.” YES! Every single candidate is going to create jobs. Jobs up the ol kazoo. So many jobs in fact, that we’ll have too many jobs to handle ourselves and we’ll … Continue reading

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Does Singing Country and Western Music Make You Go Nuts?

First….if you pass this Dutch drunk driving test, you can continue on reading this blog. The correct answer is, I don’t care what the correct answer is, I’m staying behind the bike. Congratulations if you got it right. Now you … Continue reading

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I’ve Got A Severe Case Of Bunga Bunga-itus. Thanks A Lot Silvio!

Last weekend while trolling around on my Saturday morning errands, (getting my free coffee and doughnut at a local casino which is the extent of my Saturday mornings errands, or errand) I tuned into NPR and listened to one of … Continue reading

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LOOK! Up In The Sky…It’s A Bird! Nooo It’s A Plane! Noooo….Its The Super Committee

SPLAT!  Damn, that’s what I get for looking up in the sky. Now I’ve got political bird s**t all over my nice new Salvation Army shirt that I just bought for 4 bucks at one of their stores.  I HATE … Continue reading

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Anybody Know Where The Key to The White House Is?

You know, those radicals that absolutely hate President Obama are going a bit too far when they lock him out of the White House. Yep, the Pres returned from his  trip to Latin America, and, like the rest of us, … Continue reading

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