Monthly Archives: November 2010

Wikileaks…..Leakage Of Your Wiki?

Personally I think the only way to contain a Wikileak is with some sort of bladder control prescription drug available from your doctor.  Geez, they advertise those products all over the TV and…….um…..wait a second here……. Oh, sorry….I’ve just been informed by my … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin’s New Book….Oh Joy!

Yep…I’m guilty of keeping the moose lady in the news by constantly finding something about her to write about. I apologize for that folks, but it’s a sickness, and there’s no cure for me. Some of this stuff is too good … Continue reading

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North Korea Needs A Facebook Page

Ever since I was a child, many, many, many eons ago, North Korea has been in the news for one reason or another.  Mostly because they resemble the school yard bully who’s alway trying to beat up on someone. So … Continue reading

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Will Tom DeLay Get DeLaid?

He might get laid out by the judge in his money laundering conviction when the day of sentencing arrives, but I don’t think he’ll actually get laid…..out. Not in the way many of us are accustomed to…..um……enjoyably I mean. DeLay, … Continue reading

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Do You Know What An “Earmark” Is?

If you said, “yeah, those marks on your ears after wearing too many earrings”…….please leave the room NOW and come back after you’ve had a reality check.” I’ll wait…….. (pause) Ok, now let’s begin today’s lesson children. An “earmark” politically … Continue reading

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE……   AND…….A MOMENT OF SILENCE…………………..   FOR ALL THOSE WONDERFUL TASTY DEARLY DEPARTED TURKEYS WHO SACRIFICED THEIR LIVES FOR US ON THIS SPECIAL DAY.   Copyright 2010 Thanksgiving MisfitWisdom RLV

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“Boomers” Our Sex Lives Suck!

Thank Gawd I’m not one of those Baby Boomers.  Missed it by a few years, otherwise I might be as unhappy as they claim to be according to an article in the Associated Press yesterday. So what the heck are … Continue reading

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Strange Sayings I Don’t Get

Like for instance, “bull horn.”  I know what a bull horn is, but why is it called a bull horn?  Did bulls used to, at one time, have horns on them to make other bulls get outta the way? I … Continue reading

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SEX! Or Maybe Not….At The Airports.

I’ve been watching with interest, only because I think it’s a Catch 22 situation, the recent grumblings about getting screened at airports by security people prior to boarding an airplane. Now let me see if I can understand this correctly. … Continue reading

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Red Riding Hood Gets A Makeover

I’m tellin’ ya….nothings sacred anymore.  Now movie producers ae going to screw around with “Little Red Riding Hood.” Well, actually Little Red Riding Hood is old enough now to actually screw around with, considering she must at least be in … Continue reading

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