Monthly Archives: January 2011

OMG!!!  Anger over Bristol Palin’s planned appearance at Washington University in Missouri has prompted the school to cancel her appearance at which time she was supposed to give a speech to students on abstinence. Abstenence…..um……why students should not have …(gasp)….SEX! This … Continue reading →

Ya gotta hand it to those Japanese. They sure know how to come up with an idea for those of us who sometimes get bored out of our trees while taking a urinal break. You guys know what I’m talking … Continue reading →

My my how the time flys.  It was just exactly one year ago that I sat down in front of this computer and said to myself. “Why the hell am I sitting down in front of this computer?” My first … Continue reading →

STOP THE PRESSES!!!  FLASH!!!  BULLETIN!!!  Dateline, um……wait….I got carried away there for a minute with this news story that appeared in Time Magazine this week by Joe Klein. You know how excited I get when I read a story that … Continue reading →

Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the bathroom, SHAZAM! (an old Captain Marvel phrase) there are candidates all over the freakin’ place. A recent straw poll in New Hampshire, and now all kinds of positioning, … Continue reading →

Let me see if I understand the logic behind all of this. Rham Emanuel, President Obama’s former Chief of Staff, according to the Chicago state appellate court is not qualified to run for mayor of Chicago because he hasn’t lived in … Continue reading →

This is one court room I’d like to be in if I ever got nailed for breaking the law.  Why?  Because they allow cats to be on a jury. Hey, I’ve got five cats of my own….do ya think they … Continue reading →

You can rent a hooker.  Or, in a less caustic manner of speaking,……acquire a lady of the evening with whom you may spend some quality time with all with the blessings of the United States Government. At least till they … Continue reading →

Well, in a sense we ARE talkin’ about Italian boobs, but not relating to the female anatomy.  I can say that because I’m Italian, so if you’re Italian and you’re offended by the “boobs” reference think of it this way. … Continue reading →

Let me see if I completely understand all of this children.  President Obama has hopes that China will consider having a discussion on giving the Chinese people more freedom to express their opinions openly.  Just like here in America. WAIT!!!! Just like … Continue reading →