Monthly Archives: January 2011

Guess What You Can Do With A Government Credit Card

You can rent a hooker.  Or, in a less caustic manner of speaking,……acquire a lady of the evening with whom you may spend some quality time with all with the blessings of the United States Government. At least till they … Continue reading

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Big Mafia Bust…And We’re Not Talkin’ About Italian Boobs

Well, in a sense we ARE talkin’ about Italian boobs, but not relating to the female anatomy.  I can say that because I’m Italian, so if you’re Italian and you’re offended by the “boobs” reference think of it this way. … Continue reading

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Enfield, Ct…..The New China.

Let me see if I completely understand all of this children.  President Obama has hopes that China will consider having a discussion on giving the Chinese people more freedom to express their opinions openly.  Just like here in America. WAIT!!!! Just like … Continue reading

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Public Toilets and ATM’s – Germ Heaven…OMG!!!

Ya know, I’m really starting to get paranoid.  Not that I’m not normally paranoid, mind you, but now I’m becoming extremely paranoid. GERMS!!!  They’re everywhere! Of course we already knew that. BUT!  Did we know that these rotten no good slimy … Continue reading

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Netflix To Flix, Um…Flip Off DVD Users..DA “BIRD”

Ah yes, once again another company wants to flip us lowly slugs off using the “bird” sign.  Take this you stupid consumers. (bird sign)  Perhaps two. What Netflix wants to do is abandon the use of physical DVD movies being mailed directly to … Continue reading

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Politics As Usual In Arizona* (borderline slimeball)

*and we wondered if there were aliens on this earth.  The answer is YES…and they’re all in Arizona. First of all, lets look up the definition of “low life.” (digging out my pocket-sized low-life and other despicable creature 50,000 word dictionary) … Continue reading

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Inquiring Minds, (dummies like me) Want To Know.

If you scour the Internet, you can just about find any answer to anything…..with the exception of what came first, the chicken or the egg. However, there are still a lot of things that I can’t find answers to, and … Continue reading

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