Monthly Archives: October 2011

What The Political Candidates Might Dress Up As On Halloween

JON HUNTSMAN: With extensive experience as a diplomat, including negotiations with Zombies, this is the perfect outfit. MICHELLE BACHMANN: Frankly I think she’d get a lot more votes if she dressed like this all of the time. Trick or Treat! … Continue reading

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Ford Lets You Build Your Own 1965 Mustang……..At 2011 Prices.

Yes folks, FORD, which in some instances stands for, “fix or repair daily” in some Ford owners minds, is launching its, “build your own Mustang” promotion.  AND…it will only cost you $15,000. Such a deal! Geez, I couldn’t even afford … Continue reading

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Occupy Wall St….In A Comcast Office…HOLY HDTV!!!

Yesterday I wrote about what percentage I might be with regard to the protestors Occupying Wall street and various outdoor bathrooms across America.  (note: if you’re planning to protest you might wanna make sure you go to your own bathroom … Continue reading

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Occupy Wall Street. But…What Percentage Am I?

I can never understand percentages.  Even when shopping I have to whip out the old cell phone calculator to determine how much of a deal I’m getting when they tell me I’m getting a certain percentage off of an item. … Continue reading

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Is Pat Robertson A Wingnut?……………..GEEEZ!!!

Don’t get me wrong folks. I personally have a lot of wing nuts in my tool room and I use them quite a lot.  Unfortunately none of them resemble Pat Robertson. As far as I can tell.  Hmmmm…….I like my … Continue reading

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The Filthiest Slime Ball Places In America

Actually, it’s not just in America, but EVERYWHERE!  And we’re not talkin’ about places like towns, cities and states….but EVERYWHERE!!!! By EVERYWHERE, I mean places that we frequent in our daily lives that are crawling with low down slimy rotten … Continue reading

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CRISIS!!!! Time To S.O.S.* Save Our Squirrels

OMG!!! Breaking news. Squirrels are out of acorns.  The banking crisis, the deficit, and corporate greed has taken its toll on squirrels. Um, ok, maybe not the banking crisis and corporate greed, but definitely a deficit….of acorns. It’s apparently been … Continue reading

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