Monthly Archives: October 2013

Forgive me father…for I have sinned. (farted) Censored by Facebook.

Writing a humor blog does have its consequences. At one time or another you are going to offend someone. The nature of the beast. This is obviously due to the fact that there are people on the face of this … Continue reading

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Breaking… (as in breaking wind) News. Help With Flatulence. (farting)

At Last! A new product that revolutionizes the art of flatulence…..um….at least the odor part. (for the sake of simplicity “flatulence” shall be further referred to as “farts” or farting”) You know how it goes folks, you’re on a hot … Continue reading

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Did Fox Sports Show Up For Game 3 Of the World Series?

You all know by now that I am a dyed in the wool Red Sox fan. So, that said, I obviously have to voice my comments on Saturday’s game 3 of the World series between the Boston Red Sox and … Continue reading

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Sleeping Beauty To Prince Charles: “WHAT! YOU’RE The Handsome Prince? WTF!

I came across an article by Yahoo, (no relation to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, (pronounced Net-tan-yahoooooooo) about Britain’s Prince Charles and what it is exactly he does for a living, along with things that may surprise us about him. … Continue reading

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Girl Scouts….A Wicked Organization? Huh?

Well folks, earlier this week it was those three idiot Boy Scout leaders in Utah that put the Boy Scouts of America in the news by toppling a prehistoric rock then claiming they did it to save lives. (number of … Continue reading

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Exclusive: Squirrels Shop At “Dollar General” Stores.

If you really wanna get a good deal on merchandise, obviously you shop around or look through your daily newspaper circulars to see which store is offering the greatest deals. OR….keep track of where squirrels are shopping. Only because, as … Continue reading

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Tattoos: Subtitled: “But Grandma What Big Tats You Have”

It’s been a mother lode of useless information at “Time Magazine” this week. An eight page article on why we should all move to Texas. Other than to hunt down Ted Cruz and slap him silly. A story on women … Continue reading

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