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So Like, Exactly How Trustworthy Is This Damn Groundhog?

Soooo, we all survived the IOWA clusterf**k, thanks to the mainstream media and their 24/7/365 coverage of who gives a rats ass about what happens in Iowa, and now we can center our attention on the really big news. Punxsutawney … Continue reading

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NUTS! I TELL YA!!!!!!! NUTS!!!!! GAZILLIONS of NUTS!!!!!*

*Um……actually they’re acorns, but there ARE gazillions of them and it’s driving me……. yes……. you guessed it….NUTS!!!! The problem as I see it is a lackadaisical squirrel attitude when it comes to collecting those acorns, which is what squirrels are … Continue reading

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The GOP Hires A Squirrel To Take On Hillary. Are They NUTS!!!!

  Breaking news America. Squirrels, or “a squirrel” has joined the Republican party along with RNC Chairman Flinch Fleabus to….um….WAIT! I think I got his damn name wrong. Um, France Kreepus…no….that’s not it. Um, Prince Preebust….damn! WTF IS his name. … Continue reading

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Never Trust A Squirrel. A Live One or A Ceramic One.

I usually like to center on current events topics that are of a cutting edge nature that affect all of us with a bit of humor thrown in. Just so that I can make my point without being too serious. … Continue reading

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Quick! Hand Me A Freakin’ Tranquilizer!!!!

Normally I’m a completely normal type person who doesn’t let too much get to me. Yes, on occasion I do tend to flip out over stuff, but not very often. Tranquilizers do help. Along with banging my head on a … Continue reading

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Exclusive: Squirrels Shop At “Dollar General” Stores.

If you really wanna get a good deal on merchandise, obviously you shop around or look through your daily newspaper circulars to see which store is offering the greatest deals. OR….keep track of where squirrels are shopping. Only because, as … Continue reading

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Playing With Dirt……Somethings Never Change

I was having a difficult time writing today’s blog. Usually my blogs are written a day in advance, so, as in this instance, it actually was written on Sunday afternoon. Yes, on very rare occasions when a major news item … Continue reading

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More Signs The Mayans Were Right. Terrorist Squirrels In Vermont

Every since the theory of the world coming to an end on December 21st of this year was predicted by the ancient Mayans, I’ve been carefully watching for signs that the end is near. Ignoring, of course, that nutcase Harold … Continue reading

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Couple See Purple Squirrel…..and they were sober too.

Usually if I personally spot anything purple, including a squirrel, that’s only an indication that I’ve had way too much to drink or I over did it on one of my daily medications. But, in a small town in Pennsylvania, … Continue reading

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Squirrels To Occupy Oak Trees In Massive Protest

Shocking!  Shocking I tell ya.  Now the “Occupy Wall Street Movement” has spread to squirrels who are planning to come out in masses to protest the inequity when it comes to acorns.  Yep, acorns. Squirrels are claiming that due to … Continue reading

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