Monthly Archives: August 2011

Another Logically Challenged Person. Yet Another MW “Flying Fickle Finger Feather Award”

Twice in one month. Yep, twice in one month I’ve had the honor of bestowing the MisfitWisdom “Flying Fickle Finger Feather”award.  This has never happened before.  I’m simply overwhelmed. Now, before I reveal this month’s honored recipient, I must caution … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Live From Lower Transylvania

Geeeeeez! A damn tropical storm comes along and you’d think it was the end of the freakin’ world! Well, to my other half it was. You just can’t live like Daniel Boone with a woman in the house during a … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Plastic Surgery For Dogs and Cats. Holy Friskies!!!

Ok, now I know today’s society is getting really weird.  Plastic surgery for animals. Gimmie a break here. I can’t even afford plastic surgery for myself yet there are people out there getting their animals implants. HONEST! Wait till Heidi … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

The Push To Have Bert & Ernie Admit They’re Gay and Get Married

OMG!! Bert and Ernie are gay?  When the hell did this happen?  Why didn’t anybody tell me?  They’re considering getting married?  When?  OMG!!!  OMG!!!  How did I miss this.  I’ve been watching Bert and Ernie since 1969 and never even … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Are You Ready For Some Football? NO!!!!

The population of the United States is 311,982,000.  The number of people who are looking forward to the football season is 311,981,999. You’ll notice that the figure went down by one. Because I’m not a football fan. Never have been, … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

The “KISS” Of Death. Thanks To Gene Simmons and KISS.

Cancel those funeral plans you may have made in advance of whenever it is that you think you may kick the ol bucket. Here’s a deal you just can’t pass up if you’re a KISS fan. The “KISS-KASKET.” Yep, an … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

PETA To Launch New X-Rated Website…..ARF!!!

When I first read the story that PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) was going to launch an X-rated website, I thought to myself…….WTF!……nobody’s gonna want to see naked animals. Other than other animals. The kind with fur….well, … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment