Tag Archives: Miss Piggy

“BREAKING NEWS” Miss Piggy and Kermit Call It Quits.

I knew it wouldn’t last. There was no way that relationship between Kermit and Miss Piggy was gonna go anywhere. Once a pig, always a pig. Now, that pig, Miss Piggy has dumped Kermit because he’s not only a pig, … Continue reading

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Martha Stewart Has Legs….The NRA Convention….They Have Arms.

I centered today’s blog on two subjects today. Martha Stewart and the NRA. Why? Because I write this blog and I can decide on whatever the freak I wanna write about. So there! Doesn’t have to make any sense…..I just do … Continue reading

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I Must Be Getting Old. These Sex Tips Just Don’t Cut It.

You know you’re getting old when you come across a web site that lists 20 things to enhance your sex life and out of the 2o suggestions the only one that makes any sense is “talk dirty,” which I do anyway, … Continue reading

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What is a “Reince Priebus.” Hint: It’s Not A Sports Car.

A Reince Priebus is a person. Most notably the chairman of the Republican Party. Whose parents obviously hated him otherwise they wouldn’t have given him the name of “Reince” to go along with “Priebus.” Sounds like a foreign sports car you’d buy … Continue reading

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“Hot Teachers” Make The News. Subtitled: Where The Hell Were They When I Was In High School

I think we’ve all been down this path once or twice. Ms. Honeybunz, the high school English teacher enters the room in her body clinging sarong, well, maybe not a sarong, but in our adolescent minds, it WAS a sarong … Continue reading

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Beyonce Lip Synced !!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OM…um…..(yawn)

Now let me see if I understand this. Beyoncé sang at the President’s inaugural and she may or may not have, (technically) lip synced the National Anthem. I say “technically” because even though it was pre-recorded she still “technically” sang … Continue reading

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Muppets To Stage Huge Protest…Watch Out For “Big Bird” Poop.

Breaking news. The Muppets are planning a huge “Million Muppet March” protest in Washington, D.C. on November 3rd at the National Mall. (note…the “National Mall” is where people gather and not a shopping mall, just in case some of you … Continue reading

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Big Bird and The Entire Muppets May Get Laid Off. So Much For Job Creaton Mitt.

The theme of this years Presidential campaign is “job creation.” YES! Every single candidate is going to create jobs. Jobs up the ol kazoo. So many jobs in fact, that we’ll have too many jobs to handle ourselves and we’ll … Continue reading

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Lady Ga Ga Wants Us To Go Ga Ga Over Her New Perfume…or body pics.

Never one to be shy, Lady Ga Ga has now once again made the news with her advertisement for her new perfume, “Fame.”  It’s not the perfume that’s controversial, but the photo ad for the perfume. (below) As you can … Continue reading

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Big News…World’s Oldest Frog Croaks….Kermit In Mourning

Yes folks, it with a …..(cough)…um…sorry…It is with a deep and…(cough)…damn! …..excuse me, I think I have a frog in my throat…..(ahem) Hack….Hack! Ok, that’s much better. It is with a deep and heavy heart that I must report to … Continue reading

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