Tag Archives: Miss Piggy

“BREAKING NEWS” Miss Piggy and Kermit Call It Quits.

I knew it wouldn’t last. There was no way that relationship between Kermit and Miss Piggy was gonna go anywhere. Once a pig, always a pig. Now, that pig, Miss Piggy has dumped Kermit because he’s not only a pig, … Continue reading

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Martha Stewart Has Legs….The NRA Convention….They Have Arms.

I centered today’s blog on two subjects today. Martha Stewart and the NRA. Why? Because I write this blog and I can decide on whatever the freak I wanna write about. So there! Doesn’t have to make any sense…..I just do … Continue reading

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I Must Be Getting Old. These Sex Tips Just Don’t Cut It.

You know you’re getting old when you come across a web site that lists 20 things to enhance your sex life and out of the 2o suggestions the only one that makes any sense is “talk dirty,” which I do anyway, … Continue reading

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What is a “Reince Priebus.” Hint: It’s Not A Sports Car.

A Reince Priebus is a person. Most notably the chairman of the Republican Party. Whose parents obviously hated him otherwise they wouldn’t have given him the name of “Reince” to go along with “Priebus.” Sounds like a foreign sports car you’d buy … Continue reading

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“Hot Teachers” Make The News. Subtitled: Where The Hell Were They When I Was In High School

I think we’ve all been down this path once or twice. Ms. Honeybunz, the high school English teacher enters the room in her body clinging sarong, well, maybe not a sarong, but in our adolescent minds, it WAS a sarong … Continue reading

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Beyonce Lip Synced !!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OM…um…..(yawn)

Now let me see if I understand this. Beyoncé sang at the President’s inaugural and she may or may not have, (technically) lip synced the National Anthem. I say “technically” because even though it was pre-recorded she still “technically” sang … Continue reading

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Muppets To Stage Huge Protest…Watch Out For “Big Bird” Poop.

Breaking news. The Muppets are planning a huge “Million Muppet March” protest in Washington, D.C. on November 3rd at the National Mall. (note…the “National Mall” is where people gather and not a shopping mall, just in case some of you … Continue reading

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