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Congress To Consider Legislation Banning Foul Language….Say’s It Upsets Too Many F*****G People.

  I took a well deserved day off today because I was out in the yard doing “man stuff.” Playing in the dirt, (reseeding) digging big four-foot deep freakin’ hole because my best friend Doc was looking for a wire … Continue reading

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Have I Got A Cruise Deal For Ya. If you don’t mind a few rats.

Hey, if you can get a really great deal on a cruise why let a few rats on board bother you. My thinking anyhow. Um….wait just a sec here. Well, um, maybe ya might wanna wait till authorities get rid … Continue reading

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E. T….Call Home…..or just send a text message. Unless You’re A Rat From Mars.

I knew It!  I knew it all along. We were looking for aliens from another planet in the wrong places.  Yep.  It’s true.  We should not be looking into outer space for the arrival of little green creatures with one … Continue reading

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To Bee or Not To Bee. Depends On If A Landmine Blows Your Stinger Off.

All in all honey bees have a kind of easy life. Wake up in the morning, don your honey bee yellow and black outfit, head out into the world, find a few flowers and stuff, suck out whatever it is … Continue reading

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I Couldn’t Concentrate On One Thing Today, So: “Freakouts,” “Killing Rats,” “Waffle House Sex,” and Some Other Stuff.

I’m suffering from “Internet Overload” today. There’s just way too much stuff that caught my attention on the World Wide Spider web today to concentrate on just one thing. I feel like I should take my “Dirt Devil” vacuum and … Continue reading

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RATS!! A MisfitWisdom Rat Blog. Seriously….this is about rats.

Geez, just the other day I used Frank Sinatra’s song, “New York, New York,” in one of my blogs along with a line from the song, “I wanna wake up in a city that never sleeps…….” Now I know why many … Continue reading

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Rats Come Back To The Pied Pipers Town Of Hamelin

It’s been over 700 years since the famed Pied Piper strolled into Hamelin, Germany and announced that he would solve the rat problem. Not having any Mafia type guys in Hamelin who, as we know, sometimes are affectionately called “rats” … Continue reading

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