Monthly Archives: June 2012
Another Brilliant Invention To Nail Lowdown Rotten No Good Slime Ball Cheatin’ Men. (cue Tammy Wynette)
“My D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today…Meeeee and little J-O-E-…. Um….you get the point here. Tammy Wynette singing her hit song “DIVORCE.” (I’ll stick in the video at the bottom of today’s lowdown rotten no good slime ball cheatin’ men blog) No…”I’M” … Continue reading
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Tagged divorce, Lorena Bobbitt, marriage ring, Michael Jackson, Moonwalk, NASCAR, On-Star, STP, Tammy Wynette, The Stir
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Professional Tennis Players Can’t Grunt Anynore….OMG! That’s The Best Part Of Watching!
Yep….grunting is out! If you’re a professional tennis player, and, you’re obviously playing professional tennis, say like at “Citi Field” in Flushing Queens, New York, AND you’re a (gasp) woman, you can’t grunt. (men are exempt because, I guess, men … Continue reading
How To Sell The Brooklyn Bridge To A Baseball Umpire
Being a dyed in the wool baseball fan, (my apologies to any sheep reading this blog) (Red Sox) I always tend to get upset when an umpire blows a call. Which also allows me to use my favorite umpire cartoon. … Continue reading
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Tagged Armando Galarraga, baseball, Cleveland Indians., Detroit Tigers, Dewayne Wise, Jim Joyce, Mike DiMuro, Red Sox, umpires, Yankees
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When I Have Writers Block….Why I Write This Blog and My Other Half Doesn’t
My morning routine consists of waking up and saying to myself, “Oh Gawd, another freakin’ day.” Which is what most older, (seniors) say when they awake and discover that they’re still alive and breathing. I, of course, take nothing for … Continue reading
Cat and Mouse Game With Blackie The Snake
As far as I’m concerned, snakes, all snakes should be hanging out where all snakes are supposed to hang out. Arizona, Texas, New Mexico and any other place where, again, as far as I’m concerned, any self-respecting snake should be … Continue reading
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Tagged ABBA, Anaconda, Arizona, Boston Blackie, Craigs List, FedEx, Jon Voight, New Mexico, Racer snakes, snakes., Texas
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Fox News and The Vatican: Fair and Balanced…..OMG!…Oops…..sorry God.
FLASH: (not a story about Flash Gordon) FLASH! The Vatican announces it has hired a Fox News correspondent to help with its image. Which is trying to get Catholics to image…oops….I mean…..”imagine” that the Vatican is “Fair and Balanced”………….I guess. … Continue reading
Rhode Island Will Raise Minimum Wage To A Unbelievable Whopping $7.75. Obviously this will put all state residents into the upper 1% category.
Yep…any occupy Wall Street movements in the State of Rhode Island won’t have many supporters anymore once R.I. raises the minimum wage to a whopping $7.75 an hour. This of course means that all R.I. residents will fall immediately into … Continue reading
Your Video Will Begin After These *!!#^%$#!! Messages. WTF!
OK….I get it already. In fact, I’ve gotten to the point I just wanna yell out, “I’m Mad As Hell And I Ain’t Gonna Take It Anymore!” BUT.. it seems like I have no choice considering everywhere I go some … Continue reading
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Tagged "Network Movie, advertising, Big Papi, Butterfinger Candy, Captain Marvel, Commercials, Don Orsillo, Eva Longoria, Jerry Remy, Kellogg's, Mass Pike, Red Sox, Splenda, TCM, TV Pop Ups
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The Phrase, “Cash Cow” or, “Milking The Cow” Is An Insult To All Cows
So, you ask…what exactly is a “cash cow?” Well folks, it’s the same as “milking the cow.” In other words, if you have a cow and it’s producing milk, perhaps even chocolate milk, and you can make a buck off … Continue reading
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Tagged Alaska, cows, Dogs, Eddy Arnold and Cattle Call, Massachusetts, NBC, reality shows., The Palins
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I Was Having A Great Day Until…………………..
Until I saw a photo of a pregnant Tori Spelling on the Internet. Am I the only one whose skin crawled at this pic? When I saw that Congress, (those idiots who decide what’s good for all of us lemmings) … Continue reading
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