Monthly Archives: June 2012

Another Brilliant Invention To Nail Lowdown Rotten No Good Slime Ball Cheatin’ Men. (cue Tammy Wynette)

“My D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today…Meeeee and little J-O-E-…. Um….you get the point here. Tammy Wynette singing her hit song “DIVORCE.” (I’ll stick in the video at the bottom of today’s lowdown rotten no good slime ball cheatin’ men  blog) No…”I’M” … Continue reading

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Professional Tennis Players Can’t Grunt Anynore….OMG! That’s The Best Part Of Watching!

Yep….grunting is out! If you’re a professional tennis player, and, you’re obviously playing professional tennis, say like at “Citi Field” in Flushing Queens, New York, AND you’re a (gasp) woman, you can’t grunt.  (men are exempt because, I guess, men … Continue reading

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How To Sell The Brooklyn Bridge To A Baseball Umpire

Being a dyed in the wool baseball fan, (my apologies to any sheep reading this blog) (Red Sox) I always tend to get upset when an umpire blows a call. Which also allows me to use my favorite umpire cartoon. … Continue reading

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When I Have Writers Block….Why I Write This Blog and My Other Half Doesn’t

My morning routine consists of waking up and saying to myself, “Oh Gawd, another freakin’ day.”  Which is what most older, (seniors) say when they awake and discover that they’re still alive and breathing.  I, of course, take nothing for … Continue reading

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Cat and Mouse Game With Blackie The Snake

As far as I’m concerned, snakes, all snakes should be hanging out where all snakes are supposed to hang out. Arizona, Texas, New Mexico and any other place where, again, as far as I’m concerned, any self-respecting snake should be … Continue reading

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Fox News and The Vatican: Fair and Balanced…..OMG!…Oops…..sorry God.

FLASH:  (not a story about Flash Gordon) FLASH! The Vatican announces it has hired a Fox News correspondent to help with its image. Which is trying to get Catholics to image…oops….I mean…..”imagine” that the Vatican is “Fair and Balanced”………….I guess. … Continue reading

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Rhode Island Will Raise Minimum Wage To A Unbelievable Whopping $7.75. Obviously this will put all state residents into the upper 1% category.

Yep…any occupy Wall Street movements in the State of Rhode Island won’t have many supporters anymore once R.I. raises the minimum wage to a whopping $7.75 an hour. This of course means that all R.I. residents will fall immediately into … Continue reading

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