Tag Archives: Bank of America

Robot Handjobs!!! OMFG!!! ……Um how much money we talkin’ here?

Drag out the “3-In 1” oil folks and throw out all your tubes of “KY Jelly.” Might even wanna keep some Quaker State 10W40 oil handy as well. Ah, what the hell, when it comes to lubricating things might as … Continue reading

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Why The U.S.P.S. Is Going Broke. HEY! I’m Doing My Part To Help Them!

Yep, the United States Post Office has been crying wolf now for eons. At least it seems that way. Budget problems. Less people using snail mail. Snails in the unemployment lines. Forever stamps that may last forever while the postal … Continue reading

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If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It! So WTF Is With “Monopoly” and Hasbro?

Ok, here we go again. Screwing around with an American institution, namely, the Monopoly game by Hasbro. The Associated Press, who keeps pressing things that aren’t really pressing issues but pressed me to comment on this story about the Monopoly … Continue reading

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2012. A Lot Of People Got 15 Minutes Of Fame. I Wasn’t One Of Them. RATS!

Of the two magazines I subscribe to, “Playboy,” simply for the articles, of course, and “Time” just to look at the pictures, or, is it the other way around, I’m not sure, but anyhow, It’s my personal opinion that all … Continue reading

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I Was Having A Great Day Until…………………..

Until I saw a photo of a pregnant Tori Spelling on the Internet. Am I the only one whose skin crawled at this pic? When I saw that Congress, (those idiots who decide what’s good for all of us lemmings) … Continue reading

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I Went To “Staples” and They “Stapled” Me!

Did ya ever see the ad on television for “Staples” the office supply store? You know, the one where all ya have to do is push the “easy button” (pictured) and you get things automatically. They make it seem so … Continue reading

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Roadkill, Environmentally Friendly Dead People, and Terrorist Seniors

Somewhere in the heading of today’s blog there’s a group I wanna join. I’m quite certain it’s not the “Environmentally Friendly Dead People” or “Roadkill” group, but possibly those terrorist seniors. GO GRANNY!!! So I’ll start with the groups I … Continue reading

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