Tag Archives: Lorena Bobbitt

“Um, Igor, Hand Me That Head Over There.”

Most people who read this blog know by now that my brain does not function like normal people’s brains. How do I know this? Because when something really strange is in the news, who do ya think gets a heads … Continue reading

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Researchers Say People Fear Male-Named Hurricanes More…..WTF?

Now I could completely understand if these researchers determined that people feared Rubin Hurricane Carter, the boxer, more than I can understand them fearing actual hurricanes named after males. Unfortunately Hurricane Carter is no longer with us, having passed away … Continue reading

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Sex Tips For You From The Christian Right: But for us….not them.

Who should know more about sex tips than the Christian Right. Um, did I mention that these tips are basically what THEY think we should do rather than what THEY actually do.  I base this on a lot of the … Continue reading

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Lorena Bobbitt The 2nd…OUCH!!

It’s not easy for a guy, such as myself, to write a blog about a woman severing a man’s penis without feeling a bit squeamish. It’s the same effect any guy gets when watching a movie and he observes another … Continue reading

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Manhole…Manhandle…Maniac…Mannequin…Manpower? Proof! It’s A Man’s World.

I wrote this blog last week but put it on hold due to the Grammys. So, lo and behold, as lo and beholding goes, I picked up my copy of “TIME” magazine this week and what’s one of their sidebar … Continue reading

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Why Secede When You Can Go To A Parallel Universe

I’m scared. Reallllllly scared. And I don’t scare easily. I can actually watch movies about zombies, werewolves, flesh-eating microbes, and the true story of how Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband’s woody and not flinch an inch. Um, well, maybe on that … Continue reading

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Another Brilliant Invention To Nail Lowdown Rotten No Good Slime Ball Cheatin’ Men. (cue Tammy Wynette)

“My D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today…Meeeee and little J-O-E-…. Um….you get the point here. Tammy Wynette singing her hit song “DIVORCE.” (I’ll stick in the video at the bottom of today’s lowdown rotten no good slime ball cheatin’ men  blog) No…”I’M” … Continue reading

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