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HEY Burger King!!! I Got Two Words For Ya. F**K You!

Am I pissed off today. You bet your chicken fries I am bunky. Why? Because, Burger F**king King wants to buy Tim Horton’s of Canada so that they can claim they’re a Canadian company and not have to pay taxes … Continue reading

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Corporations Are People Too. Which Is Why “These” Corporate Logos Should be Used

I always have a soft spot in my heart for corporations. But, I’ve since had a couple of medical stints put in to correct that problem. I feel much better. But, ever since Mitt Romney coined that phrase, “Corporations Are … Continue reading

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Now Their Screwing Around With My Freakin’ McDonald’s Happy Meals!!! WTF!!!

One of the joys I have is going to a McDonald’s, ordering my “Happy Meal,” and getting the “specific” toy I want. OK…OK….so I’m an adult. So freakin’ what! If “I” wanna “Happy Meal” so that I can be happy … Continue reading

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Will All Politically Correct Idiots Please Step Forward….

Yes, yet another MisfitWisdom blog about those “politically correct” people who spend their days and nights saving all of us from the horrors of despicable things that are politically incorrect. Things that will corrupt our minds, make us go blind, … Continue reading

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Another Reason To Scratch Japan Off Of My “To Visit” List. “POOP.”

I’ve got nothing against visiting Japan. I think it’s a beautiful country steeped in history and tradition. And poop. Well, so is the United States considering everyone poops. But, some disturbing news out of Tokyo. Which is, poop may be … Continue reading

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Why Doesn’t McDonalds, Burger King and Wendys Have Home Delivery?

Go ahead….laugh.  You think I’m nuts suggesting that all three of these fast food places should consider home delivery. Yeah…..well they laughed at Ralph Kramden on the “Honeymooners” too when he used to say, “One of these days Alice….POW….right to da … Continue reading

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So Like, What’s Going On With Kim Jong-um Anyhow? Oops….sorry, it’s Kim Jong un.

Now personally I could care less about Kim Jong-un. Only because he’s never read any of my blogs nor does he allow anyone, I assume, to read them in North Korea. This really ticks me off because I’ve always said … Continue reading

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Starbucks. Now At Your Local Funeral Home.

Yes folks, this was the headline news story I came across today: Coffins & Coffee: Starbucks to Open Inside Upstate Funeral Home Obviously a coffee lovers ultimate dream. “Dear, where ya goin?” “I’m headed to Robinson’s Funeral Home honey for … Continue reading

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I Was Having A Great Day Until…………………..

Until I saw a photo of a pregnant Tori Spelling on the Internet. Am I the only one whose skin crawled at this pic? When I saw that Congress, (those idiots who decide what’s good for all of us lemmings) … Continue reading

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WTF Is A Damn “Nanny State” Law? And…..why should we say “DILLIGARA*”

*First of all….those of you who may be reading this blog for the first time…..welcome fellow mushrooms, and FIY…… .”DILLIGARA” means in Misfit Wisdom lingo, “Do I Look Like I Give A Rat’s Ass.”   If you’re not a rat….then you … Continue reading

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