Tag Archives: McDonalds

Ya See!!!!! I WAS Way Ahead Of My Time. McDonald’s….You Owe Me An Apology You SOB’s

Now I am a night person. I always hated getting up early in the morning for ANYTHING!!!! That said, which I just did, on occasion I like to venture out to my local McDonald’s and scarf down breakfast. The problem … Continue reading

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HEY Burger King!!! I Got Two Words For Ya. F**K You!

Am I pissed off today. You bet your chicken fries I am bunky. Why? Because, Burger F**king King wants to buy Tim Horton’s of Canada so that they can claim they’re a Canadian company and not have to pay taxes … Continue reading

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Now Their Screwing Around With My Freakin’ McDonald’s Happy Meals!!! WTF!!!

One of the joys I have is going to a McDonald’s, ordering my “Happy Meal,” and getting the “specific” toy I want. OK…OK….so I’m an adult. So freakin’ what! If “I” wanna “Happy Meal” so that I can be happy … Continue reading

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Earth Shattering News For Crimea Residents…….McDonald’s Is Closing. OMFG!!!!

See what happens when ya say to yourselves, “Yesk…we vant to be part of Mother Russia.” The next thing ya know McDonald’s says, “Oh yeah, well we don’t.” Yep, now the people of Crimea have to do without Big Macs, … Continue reading

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If I…..Strike That…If “They” Only Had A Brain

So you get up later on the weekend. Say like around 8:30 or 9am. Figure, “Hey, what the hell. Think I’ll treat myself to a McDonald’s breakfast and do some shopping. So, by the time you do all your prepping … Continue reading

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Clown Shortage: People Are Not Laughing About This.

Here’s yet another thing that most likely President Obama is responsible for. A shortage of clowns. Um….wait a sec. Sorry, I might be mistaken considering the number of clowns that occupy Senate and House seats in Washington, D.C. (checking story) … Continue reading

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Today’s MisfitWisdom Blog Post Is Full of “Bull.”

“Soooo Ralph. Whaddya wanna do this Saturday.” “Um, geez Harry, I dunno, maybe fly over to Spain and have a bull shove its horn up our butts.” “Heyyyyy! Great idea! A “bullcolonscopy.” Yep. Why just the other day I was … Continue reading

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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un. Your Mother Wears Combat Boots. Um…did ya piss her off?

For the past few weeks the new leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, (no relation to Mah Jong….unless that’s his mother’s name) has been ratcheting up the “We’re gonna attack you nogoodnicks in the West because….um….because….er….well, we don’t really have … Continue reading

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Another Reason To Scratch Japan Off Of My “To Visit” List. “POOP.”

I’ve got nothing against visiting Japan. I think it’s a beautiful country steeped in history and tradition. And poop. Well, so is the United States considering everyone poops. But, some disturbing news out of Tokyo. Which is, poop may be … Continue reading

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Why Doesn’t McDonalds, Burger King and Wendys Have Home Delivery?

Go ahead….laugh.  You think I’m nuts suggesting that all three of these fast food places should consider home delivery. Yeah…..well they laughed at Ralph Kramden on the “Honeymooners” too when he used to say, “One of these days Alice….POW….right to da … Continue reading

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