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If I…..Strike That…If “They” Only Had A Brain

So you get up later on the weekend. Say like around 8:30 or 9am. Figure, “Hey, what the hell. Think I’ll treat myself to a McDonald’s breakfast and do some shopping. So, by the time you do all your prepping … Continue reading

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The Difference Between Lady Ga Ga’s Body & Miley Cyrus

Look folks, I’ve got nothing against watching those music awards shows and seeing Lady Ga Ga half-naked running around all over the stage. But, that said, I kinda draw the ol line when I see a kid, and I use … Continue reading

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Seattle Goes Politically Correct Ballistic Over Brown Bags

Like I always say, if you’re going to adhere to being politically correct you might as well go off the freakin’ wall and make a complete idiot out of yourself. Which is what officials in Seattle, Washington apparently are trying … Continue reading

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Twinkies May Become Mexican!!!! Dios Mio!!!!!!!

“Donde esta el bano!!!!!!!” Um….either that means in Mexican that I’m totally blown away that “Twinkies” may be sold to a Mexican company, or, it means “where is the bathroom.” I’m not quite sure. I was never good at speaking … Continue reading

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Boston Market Shakes Things Up………….Or Not.

“Pssssst! Het buddy…..ya wanna good deal on some salt?” “Salt?  Why do I need a deal on salt?” “OMG! Ya haven’t hoid..geez……it’s all over da news pal. Dem guys at Boston Market are takin’ all dere salt shakers offa da … Continue reading

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Arizona Sherrif Joe Arpaio: “Tell That Varmint, (George Lopez) To Meet Me At High Noon!

“OK podners. Lets round up the posse and snag that damn varmint George Lopez. That low down no good dirty rotten bushwhacker said some disparaging remarks about me and ah ain’t gonna take it.” “Um Sheriff, what is it exactly … Continue reading

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I Was Having A Great Day Until…………………..

Until I saw a photo of a pregnant Tori Spelling on the Internet. Am I the only one whose skin crawled at this pic? When I saw that Congress, (those idiots who decide what’s good for all of us lemmings) … Continue reading

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