Monthly Archives: July 2013

An Open letter To Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig*

*Subtitled: WTF! Yep, another one of my “WTF was the umpire doing scratching his balls when Daniel Nava slid into home plate and he was called out” blogs. (we all know he was safe…..except for umpire Jerry Meals) First, let’s … Continue reading

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Holy Crap….My Memory is Full….and other stupid stuff.

A friend of mine recently brought up a valid point. It concerns those warnings you get on a lot of devices like cameras and stuff that you use to take photos with or store information on. You know, the warning … Continue reading

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Ah F**K…….Another #!#!!^%#! Bieber Idiot Blog.

I hate myself. Why? Because I allowed myself to get sucked into writing yet another Justin Bieber motherf*****g blog. I should have more sense. This is just what Bieber wants me and several gazillion other media outlets to do. And … Continue reading

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Finally! A Celebration I Can Relate To. “National Toilet Day”

I’ve always said to myself, “Hey, how come there’s not a day where we can all celebrate toilets?” After all, we all spend quite a bit of time during the course of our lifetimes using toilets. So why not celebrate … Continue reading

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#!&$#!#@! Computers. And…….Powerball dreams.

Yep, another lazy Saturday morning where I sit down to write yet another inane blog. The problem is that today my ancient computer from hell mostly refuses to cooperate with my commands. Which is, “Blow up you motherf****r for once … Continue reading

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Sex Scandals. HEY! It’s All Women’s Fault For Cripes Sake!

Look, ya can’t go around blaming men for getting involved in all these sex scandals. Sure, blame Anthony Weiner for showing his wiener on the Internet and Twittering it all over the place. Blame Bill Clinton for freeing little Willie … Continue reading

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Antny Is Baaaaaaaaaaaaack! Well, um….so is his weiner. Or is it wiener?

New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner held a press conference on Tuesday to explain the latest revelations about his wiener. Which basically was that he may or may not have continued to show off his wiener as late as this … Continue reading

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