Monthly Archives: February 2013

Hocus Pocus In Pittsburgh. Anybody Got A Flying Broom?

Three sisters, as in three witches in the movie “Hocus Pocus,” are in serious trouble for doing other things besides witchcraft. Although, that might have been a more interesting twist to this story. Sorry girls, this has nothing to do … Continue reading

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How To Save A Buck. Subtitled: Look Ma, I’m A Kleptomaniac.

I’m all for saving a few bucks to make ends meet. But I don’t go off the radical deep end doing it. Yeah sure, I swipe a few extra “Splendas” here and there, maybe even some extra napkins. But only … Continue reading

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Montana Ok’s Scarfing Up Road Kill. YES! What We’ve All Been Waiting For.

In Montana, (not Hannah) Representative Steve Lavin, (R) apparently had nothing to do. So in a brilliant moment of sheer inspiration decided to introduce legislation that would allow anyone to salvage road kill for meat when it is salvageable. I … Continue reading

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You Heard It Here First! The New Craze…Panty Faces.

It’s a perverts dream. Wearing women’s panties on their faces and not getting their butts hauled off to jail. Um….hold on a sec.  Oops….sorry, it’s WOMEN in Japan that are wearing panties on their heads. Sorry guys….and prospective perverts. So … Continue reading

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Crime Runs Rampant At The Scooter Store…No Seniors Injured In FBI Raid

You may have missed this late breaking story if you were in the garage doing maintenance on your scooter from “The Scooter Store.” As many seniors with scooters do on the weekends. Especially the week before Social Security checks arrive. … Continue reading

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Rush Limbaugh Is Sorry! Hold On! Is A Star Rising In the East?

OMG! Rush Limbaugh is sorry! Unless, he’s really not and learned a new word, “sorry” and thinks it’s some kinda slur against women’s reproductive choices. Or another term for his use of the word, “slut.” Like, “Sorry ma’am, (but thinking … Continue reading

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A “Flatulence” Blog. This Really Stinks. So Ya Might Wanna Clear The Room.

Yes, I know, flatulence is something that really stinks so why talk about it. My thoughts exactly. Not one of my favorite talking points when at a party and meeting new people. Unless you’re at a senior bingo where everyone … Continue reading

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