Monthly Archives: February 2012

Dating Tips For Old Geezers and Geezerettes……WHAT!

You know, there’s just waaaay too much information on the Internet. For instance, yesterday there was an article entitled, “7 Surprises For Dating After 50,” by Susan Crandell founding editor of “More Magazine.” Now, as far as I’m concerned, if … Continue reading

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The Oscar Awards: Subtitled…..”The Boobster Awards.”

Hollywood’s biggest night of “hey look what I did and want a pat on the back for” was televised this past Sunday Night. The only reason I watched it was because there was nothing else worth watching on the boob … Continue reading

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Spelling Deficient Individuals….Your Time Has Come…A Pulitzer Prize.

Now I don’t claim to be an excellent writer. In fact, I fall into that same category, “spelling deficient.” Which is why I tend to use a lot of slang when writing these blogs. Besides that’s the way that I … Continue reading

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Transvaginal Ultrasound Procedure….No Stereo Speakers Required

At first I was all excited about this new procedure that pregnant women would have to undergo prior to having an abortion.  I thought that a Transvanginal Invasive Ultrasound Procedure was something the doctor gave you while you were in … Continue reading

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Flashlights Stop Prostitution…Charge Your Batteries Folks

HARK!  A new weapon in the constant battle of evil vs good….evil being prostitution, I guess, according to residents of Anaheim, California who have discovered a new weapon against prostitution….fleshlights….oops….I meant flashlights…..sorry. And we all know that prostitution is evil…..isn’t … Continue reading

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The Newt Says, “Hey, I Can Get You Gas For $2.50 A Gallon.”

But he didn’t say what planet he obviously would be living on to get that $2.50 a gallon price. Now look folks. I’m no freakin’ dummy. I did not fall off of the avocado boat yesterday.  It was some time … Continue reading

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If Churches Are Tax Exempt….Can I Be A Church?

I frankly don’t see any difference in what I do here each and every day than that of a church. I mean, they preach, so do I.  They scare the bejesus outta you with those fiery sermons about going to … Continue reading

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Things I Can No Longer Do In My Car

Remember a long long time ago when you could do just about anything in your car while you were driving. Geez….things like eat, talk on the phone, not wear a seat belt, text, cop a quick feel, (depending on who … Continue reading

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Sex With A Dead Person May Be Illegal Soon In Illinois…..Damn!

Yep…..legislation introduced by Illinois State Representative Dan Beiser, (D) if enacted, may make it illegal to have sex with a dead person. Yes, I know what you’re all asking yourselves. “Is sex with dead people running rampant all over Illinois?” … Continue reading

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Monica and Bill On PBS. Ya Can’t Keep A Good Girl Down.

Or….in the case of Bill, I guess ya really can. Sorry, but you know whenever this story arises there’s going to be a lot of one line innuendos.  HEY! I wasn’t the one who got a stain on my damn … Continue reading

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