Monthly Archives: August 2014

I Need The Mother Of All Grills. Um……maybeeeee not.

    Welcome to the MisfitWisdom Sunday day of rest blog. Which, if I had any sense, I’d be taking a day of rest instead of writing this stupid blog. But, not having any sense, here I am writing stupid … Continue reading

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I Was Going To Write A Blog Today, But, I Don’t Have A Strategy Plan

  I’m being a bit sarcastic with that “strategy” comment. Because, a lot of Internet trolls have jumped on President Obama for stating that the U.S. does not have a “strategy” as of this moment to deal with ISIS. Soooo, … Continue reading

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Katie Couric Says: “I Wonder Who She Blew This Time?” OMFG!!! Cat Fight! Cat Fight!

  On the other hand…………….. “The Daily Beast” and reporter Lloyd Grove posted an article on the Internet about a new “tell all” book. (a book that tells us all what we didn’t know, wished we’d known, and after reading … Continue reading

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“What Type Of Men Most Women Prefer According To Science.” REALLY!!!!!!

Once again those pesky scientists who have nothing better to do than screw with our minds, have come up with some new conclusions about life. Like, why is it we scientists are spending waaaay too much time trying to figure … Continue reading

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HEY Burger King!!! I Got Two Words For Ya. F**K You!

Am I pissed off today. You bet your chicken fries I am bunky. Why? Because, Burger F**king King wants to buy Tim Horton’s of Canada so that they can claim they’re a Canadian company and not have to pay taxes … Continue reading

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Like….How Great Are The People At “Krispy Kreme” Donuts.

Every day starts out optimistically for me. Unless I have to clean up cat barf first. On the downside today, I missed out on “National Topless Day” where women all over the world protest for the right for women to … Continue reading

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To Quote The Late Clara Peller: “Where’s The #!*@%$#!! BEEF!!!!!!”

Yes, today is “Where’s The Freakin’ Beef” day here on this meatless blog. “Beef,” being people who do not follow this blog. Which is what I asked myself when I arose yesterday morning, sat down with my morning coffee, and … Continue reading

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Having Trouble Finding A Date? Get A Dog. Um….a real one, not a butt ugly woman that is.

Yes, we’ve all been that route. Longing for a meaningful relationship and tired of the same old routine of going into a bar and hitting on whatever breathes. Or at least shows some signs of life. Now comes yet another … Continue reading

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Paul Ryan Wants Mitt Romney To Run Again: Here Comes Every Cartoonists Dream Wish.

I’m really trying to make a concentrated effort to stay away from commenting on politics lately. Only because I find the “Cartoon Channel” has more interesting characters than politicians. BUT! I couldn’t help myself today. Sorry. I came across a … Continue reading

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URNS That Will Earn You An Eternal Lifetime………As A Tree

Absolutely no one likes to dwell upon the inevitable, which is death. Oh yeah, and taxes. Although with taxes, sometimes ya can get outta paying while death is kinda final and it’s not like you can cut some kinda deal … Continue reading

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