Tag Archives: Short people
Ya Know, It’s Really Not Bad Being A Short Person
I’ve never given much thought to being short. Not that I’m so short that fire hydrants loom over me and I avoid tall dogs mind you. But below what most people call an average height, say like five feet seven, … Continue reading
Now Why Would North Korea Hack My Computer?
I don’t get it. Why TF would Kim Robert Young Un want with my computer information? Oh, wait….sorry, got his name wrong there. Sorry Kim. No disrespect intended. His real name is Kim Jong-Un. He succeeded his father, Kim Jong-il, … Continue reading
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Tagged disco, Donald Duck, John Travolta, Kim Jong un, mickey mouse, Munchkins, North Korea, Randy Newman, Sean Connery, Short people, The Wizard Of Oz
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“What Type Of Men Most Women Prefer According To Science.” REALLY!!!!!!
Once again those pesky scientists who have nothing better to do than screw with our minds, have come up with some new conclusions about life. Like, why is it we scientists are spending waaaay too much time trying to figure … Continue reading
The Name Washington Redskins Is Insensitive. What’s Next? St. Louis Cardinals?
As I see it, and I see it with my new glasses, which makes me see it perfectly clear. “It” being the controversy over the name “Washington Redskins,” I tend to lean towards saying to myself….WTF! I mean, I’m sensitive … Continue reading
It Was Either Writing About Big Boobs, Or, Small Cars. I Went With The Cars….(sigh)
I really just got over boobed this week folks. If that’s at all possible for ANY male slug. But, I figured I’d lay off the big boob story this time and concentrate on boobs…um…I mean small cars. HEY! It’s not … Continue reading
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Tagged Arizona, boobs, Chevy, classic cars, Dodge Ram, dwarfs, Edsel, hypnosis, Maricopa, Mercury, Nebraska, pickups, Short people, The Playmates, Toyota
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Short People Discrimination. It’s Time For “The Occupy Clothing Outlets” Movement.
It’s not easy being a short person folks. Danger lurks out there every time I leave my house. The occasional encounter with a very tall dog in need of a fire hydrant. (which is why I never wear anything red … Continue reading
