Tag Archives: Star Trek

Beam Me Up Scotty…..Before I Lose It.

Yep, for the most part I have been a very rational person all of my life. Cept for that one time I posed for “Playgirl Magazine” when I was a disc jockey on a dare. Still don’t know where those … Continue reading

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To Quote The Late Clara Peller: “Where’s The #!*@%$#!! BEEF!!!!!!”

Yes, today is “Where’s The Freakin’ Beef” day here on this meatless blog. “Beef,” being people who do not follow this blog. Which is what I asked myself when I arose yesterday morning, sat down with my morning coffee, and … Continue reading

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Screw Driverless Cars. I Might Be Able To Teleport Myself.

Beam me up Scotty. Or, at least beam me to Wal-Mart or Stop & Shop, then back home, along with my shopping bags. I mentioned in an earlier blog that I would not trust driverless cars to drive me ANYWHERE. … Continue reading

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Xmas Gifts I Do NOT Want….Unless You Have A Death Wish.

This, of course, is the time of the year when everyone’s scrambling around trying to find the perfect gift for someone. OMG! What do I get uncle Harry for Christmas. The freakin’ guy has just about everything. A customized flannel … Continue reading

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The Government Promises Us The World Will Not End. Yeah Right!

You know that until the 21st of December rolls around Mayan end of world stories are going to be floating around all over the place. So, here’s another one. Sorry, I just can’t help myself. I mayan be havan a “MEOWS.”  … Continue reading

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“Rover” To Land On Mars. Does Mitt Romney Have Anything To Do With This?

When I first saw the news story about “Rover” landing on Mars, my first thought was that somehow Mitt Romney had made a deal with NASA to launch his dog into outer space so that he could gain some political … Continue reading

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Spock To Beam Himself Up. Or…Down..His Choice I Guess.

Leonard Nimoy has done his final Star Trek convention. Last weekend he gave his four-fingered salute and wished well wishers good luck.  Spock is ready to beam himself up, or down, depending on just exactly where he wants to go, … Continue reading

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