Monthly Archives: March 2012

I Went To “Staples” and They “Stapled” Me!

Did ya ever see the ad on television for “Staples” the office supply store? You know, the one where all ya have to do is push the “easy button” (pictured) and you get things automatically. They make it seem so … Continue reading

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AMC’s “The Killing.” Take A Hint Program Executives….”KILL IT!”

“Once Upon A Time,” as I like to refer to things because I love stories that begin with “once upon a time,” I used to love television programs that had a story line that went from week to week. Providing … Continue reading

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WTF!! NOW ITS GIANT WASPS!!! What the hell is going on?

You know, this is the third blog I’ve written about giant things. Huge disgusting man-eating chew your legs off things. First it was that damn snake, Titanoboa or something. Then that really ugly-looking rat, the “Gambian” with Mafia connections. NOW….NOW….here … Continue reading

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OMG!!! Now It’s A Giant Rat!

I was just getting over writing that blog about that huge Titanoboa snake on display in New York, and of course still feeling a bit sad that Jon Voight got eaten up by an Anaconda, when I came across yet … Continue reading

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Cows May Soon Be In The Unemployement Line….A Moooooving Story

A recent news item I happened to come across mentioned briefly that some restaurants are considering offering patrons cowless hamburgers. This wasn’t earth shattering news to me because I’ve actually eaten a hamburger that did not require the demise of … Continue reading

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The Mother Of All S-S-S-S-nakes….OMG!!!!!

Now I for one do not like snakes. ANY snakes. Long, short, fat, thin….lawyers, whatever. I don’t even like worms. Or spiders.  Snakes for some reason, which I will get into, just freak me out. For one thing, they don’t … Continue reading

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What A Fool Believes* Subtitled: “Hey, you callin me a damn mushroom?”

*Yes, I know it’s a Doobie Brothers song. It always amazes me during the political season, which usually lasts three or four seasons, the number of stories I come across that you’d have to be a fool to believe. For … Continue reading

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