Monthly Archives: April 2015
Bored? Well, How About Celebrating These Days In The Month Of May
Besides the important days we normally celebrate in the month of May such as, Mother’s Day, Memorial Day, V E Day, Armed Forces Day, and Police Officers Day, here are some other days you might wanna celebrate. Party, party, party. … Continue reading
Geez……I’m Kinda looking Forward To Going To Funerals Now…..um….In China
Now I’m NOT a big fan of funerals. I will assume neither are the rest of you. Unless you hated the person who is the center of attention, (the stiff in the box) and wanna have the final word when … Continue reading
I Have Become A Receipt Pack Rat. Ya Just Can’t Throw ANYTHING Away!!!!!!!!
I have decided that I am going to build a special room in my basement to house all of the various receipts I get when I go shopping and buy something. Why? I’ll tell ya why. BECAUSE IF YA DON’T … Continue reading
Ted Cruz Cruising Along In The Land Of Oz……..Subtitled: HE SAID WHAT??????
Cruising right along in the lant….(how Lawrence Welk would have pronounced “land”) of that wonderful philosopher Teddy Cruz, second only to that other great philosopher, Mitty Romney, (corporations are great people too ya know) ol Teddy has some pretty strange … Continue reading
Ladders: We Simply Do Not Seem To Click
Every year this time when I get into my 25 page list of things that need to be done, (compiled by my other half) I know at some point a ladder is going to be involved. Now first of all, … Continue reading
The Drought Is Over……..FINALLY….An Idiot Steps Forward.
When it comes to spotting an idiot….normally this image comes to mind first………….However, a female CEO in Dallas, Texas, (the political brain pool of America) has joined the endless list of idiots by creating a controversy after she said…..(get ready … Continue reading
Dear Mr. Misfit…..You’re Pre-Approved For (gasp) $15,000.00
YES! It’s true I tell ya!!! True!!! It sez it right here in this official letter I got in the mail today. It said, “Dear Richard, (aka Misfit) “Borrowing money should be easy. (I agree) You shouldn’t have to go … Continue reading
Are There Any Investigative Reporters Out There Interested In Stuff Other Than Benghazi?
Now if someone wrote a really inspirational story about some guy in a foreign country named Ben Ghazi, I might be inclined to read it. But, that said, which I just did, I think I’ve had it up to my … Continue reading
Stan Freberg – August 7, 1926 – April 7, 2015
My first inkling that I was somewhat different from other kids growing up in the late 50’s was when I first heard Stan Freberg’s “John and Marsha.” From that point on, I knew that’s what I wanted to do. Which … Continue reading