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Geez……I’m Kinda looking Forward To Going To Funerals Now…..um….In China

Now I’m NOT a big fan of funerals. I will assume neither are the rest of you. Unless you hated the person who is the center of attention, (the stiff in the box) and wanna have the final word when … Continue reading

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Chicago Nuns Want Nun…..Um….None of This (strip clubs)

Nuns to the rescue. And, when ya think about it, with those long flowing robes, that sometimes resemble capes, nuns in Chicago may be able to come across as actual super heroes trying to get a strip club closed in … Continue reading

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A Better Mouse Trap? NO! Better….A Better Donut. And…it’s only $5

donuts, Holy Dough Batman! A better donut and it’s only five dollars!!!! Geez…I’ll take several dozen of those babys. Here’s my $430. Um….wait a sec. FIVE DOLLARS a freakin’ donut? Are you nucking¬†futs?¬† I can get a better deal at … Continue reading

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What The Heck Is Going On In Australia? Really Nice Haircuts…..Reallllllllllly Nice Haircuts.

We “Yanks” in the “states” as Aussies like to call us, never hear too much about what’s going on down there. Obviously because they’re wayyyyy down there and we can’t hear anything that’s going on from that distance. Kinda like … Continue reading

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If You’re An Unemployed Stripper In Kansas…You Can Collect Unemployment Benefits

Yes, if you’re a stripper in a club, and you get laid off, you can collect unemployment benefits. Um, we’re talkin’ about strippers that are usually females who take their clothes off usually while pole dancing or something and not … Continue reading

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Getting A Lap Dance Can Kill You……BUT, You’ll Die Happy.

For those of you who do not know what a “lap dance” is, I shall enlighten you. First of all, it is NOT something you do while watching the Indy 500 and getting all excited when your driver’s car wins … Continue reading

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