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Reprise Sunday: Funny Thing About Death…It’s Soooooo Final. But…………..

After, and STILL recovering from a Gawd awful life threatening surgery I, of course, thought about dying and all that morbid stuff because that’s what ya do when you think you might not make it. But, much to the dismay … Continue reading

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WTF Is This Addiction To Freakin’ Mulch?

First of all, as always, I have to clarify what exactly “mulch” is considering many of my blog followers may not have a damn clue as to what mulch is. Sometimes ya have to make things perfectly clear. mulch mÉ™lCH/ … Continue reading

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I Have Become A Receipt Pack Rat. Ya Just Can’t Throw ANYTHING Away!!!!!!!!

I have decided that I am going to build a special room in my basement to house all of the various receipts I get when I go shopping and buy something. Why? I’ll tell ya why. BECAUSE IF YA DON’T … Continue reading

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Things That Drive Me Absolutely Nuts.* (*This has nothing to do with peanuts.)

Every once in a while my demented mind goes into overload. When that happens I have to take a day off, have my doc adjust my medications, take a stiff shot of Jack Daniels and go back to my blog … Continue reading

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Another Installment Of: “Why Women Drive Men Nuts.” Shopping.

From time to time I like to reflect on that age-old mystery, which on occasion, I attempt to clear up, which is, why women drive men nuts. It usually takes an incident to get me off on this subject involving … Continue reading

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Pardon The Pun, But It’s Time To “Weigh In” On Gov. Chris Christie’s Detractors.

Yes, I’m guilty of making jokes about New Joisey Governor Chris Christie’s weight. But, just like the short jokes I endured all through my life, and the old line, “Got any gum on yer Dick,” because of my first name, … Continue reading

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I Couldn’t Concentrate On One Thing Today, So: “Freakouts,” “Killing Rats,” “Waffle House Sex,” and Some Other Stuff.

I’m suffering from “Internet Overload” today. There’s just way too much stuff that caught my attention on the World Wide Spider web today to concentrate on just one thing. I feel like I should take my “Dirt Devil” vacuum and … Continue reading

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