Monthly Archives: September 2013
What I Would Have Been, Other Than What I Am Now….Which Is Nothing.
You all know what happens when I find nothing worth writing about on any given day on this ridiculous blog. Yep….gobbledgook. Such is the case today when I searched the web and nothing caught my interest. Which frustrated me to … Continue reading
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Tagged AAA, blogs, Burger Chef, disc jockeys, hookers, Parade Magazine, radio broadcasting, taxis, writing
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Who knows what a new nose can do? The Chinese nose…um, knows.
Basically, I myself would have a major problem if I had to have a new nose. Only because traditionally Italians, such as myself, tend to have big noses. Well, most of us. This is caused by years and generations of … Continue reading
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Tagged allergies, China, Flu, Frankenstein, Italians, Madeline Kahn, Mork, nanotechnology, noses, optometrists, plastic surgery, University College London
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O.J. Simpson Just Can’t Stop Breaking The law
It’s totally disgusting I tell ya….totally disgusting. Here’s a guy in jail for major crimes and now he gets caught stealing over a dozen oatmeal cookies. Obviously this guy is looking to do some really hard time with that offense. … Continue reading
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Tagged Fig Newtons, Fox News, Girl Scouts, Juice Newton, Keebler Cookies, Nevada, O.J. Simpson, Oreos., Townhouse cookies
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Misfit In Playboy….Kinda: AND…..Sex With Robots
Before I get into sex with robots, and this has nothing to do with Dorothy and the Tin Man, I think, just a short mention about my big splash in this month’s “Playboy Magazine.” Sorry, I’m NOT naked or surrounded … Continue reading
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Tagged dolls, foreplay, Huffington Post/YouGov, Playboy Magazine, robots, Sean Hannity
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Ants In Your Pants In Georgia….and they’re freakin’ crazy.
You might not want to take a, “Midnight Train To Georgia,” on one of those “Rainy Nights In Georgia,” because you had, “Sweet Georgia Brown,” (or the Harlem Globetrotters) on your mind, or because, “The Devil Went Down To Georgia,” … Continue reading
A Premature Ejaculation Story: This Has Nothing To Do With Congress
First of all let me clear this up for those of you who have no idea what premature ejaculation is. It is NOT about some guy named Jack who was prematurely ejected from some place for causing a scene. Sometimes … Continue reading
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Tagged Edward Snowden, Noah Wile, Pfizer, premature ejaculation, sex, Viagra, Wile E. Coyote
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Such A Deal: You Can Go To Prison, AND…Get Out The Same Day.
Most of us are of the inclination to basically avoid going to prison. It’s not like it would be on the top of our list of places to live, or for that matter, visit. Any criminal who has spent time … Continue reading
OMG! LMFAO! WTF! LOL and !%$#@!!
Ran out to my local convenience store last night, um, actually I drove, it’s a bit to far to run, and picked up what I needed, walked over the counter, handed my stuff to the cashier and she said, “Want … Continue reading
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Tagged air marshalls, Catholics, confessions, LMAO, OMG, toll booths, WTF
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Ah Think Ah’ve See Da Light……A Halo With $$$$$ Signs
I think I may have missed my calling. Might have been that one time my phone was disconnected for non-payment many years ago when I was a fledgling disc jockey. However, now that I’m a lot older, and still fledgling, … Continue reading
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Tagged Dusty Springfield, Grace Jones, James Taylor, Meg Ryan, Mel Brooks, Nicholas Cage, Oprah, Oxygen Channel, preachers, Preachers of L.A., the church
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Sooooo, What Happens If The Government Shuts Down? OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, if the government shuts down nothing really earth shattering happens. It just sounds like it’s earth shattering because that’s what politicians want you to think. It’s not like they shut all the lights in Washington off, put out the … Continue reading
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Tagged Bill Clinton, congress, Egypt, Girl Scouts, Government shut down, Medicaid, medicare, Obamacare, Pakistan, social security
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