Monthly Archives: September 2013

What I Would Have Been, Other Than What I Am Now….Which Is Nothing.

You all know what happens when I find nothing worth writing about on any given day on this ridiculous blog. Yep….gobbledgook. Such is the case today when I searched the web and nothing caught my interest. Which frustrated me to … Continue reading

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Who knows what a new nose can do? The Chinese nose…um, knows.

Basically, I myself would have a major problem if I had to have a new nose. Only because traditionally Italians, such as myself, tend to have big noses. Well, most of us. This is caused by years and generations of … Continue reading

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O.J. Simpson Just Can’t Stop Breaking The law

It’s totally disgusting I tell ya….totally disgusting. Here’s a guy in jail for major crimes and now he gets caught stealing over a dozen oatmeal cookies. Obviously this guy is looking to do some really hard time with that offense. … Continue reading

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Misfit In Playboy….Kinda: AND…..Sex With Robots

Before I get into sex with robots, and this has nothing to do with Dorothy and the Tin Man, I think, just a short mention about my big splash in this month’s “Playboy Magazine.” Sorry, I’m NOT naked or surrounded … Continue reading

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Ants In Your Pants In Georgia….and they’re freakin’ crazy.

You might not want to take a, “Midnight Train To Georgia,” on one of those “Rainy Nights In Georgia,” because you had, “Sweet Georgia Brown,” (or the Harlem Globetrotters) on your mind, or because, “The Devil Went Down To Georgia,” … Continue reading

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A Premature Ejaculation Story: This Has Nothing To Do With Congress

First of all let me clear this up for those of you who have no idea what premature ejaculation is. It is NOT about some guy named Jack who was prematurely ejected from some place for causing a scene. Sometimes … Continue reading

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Such A Deal: You Can Go To Prison, AND…Get Out The Same Day.

Most of us are of the inclination to basically avoid going to prison. It’s not like it would be on the top of our list of places to live, or for that matter, visit. Any criminal who has spent time … Continue reading

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